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Is it really that much to ask that a beautiful princess - or prince! I would never discriminate! - be available in the memes? My dearest mun, I'm sure you know I'm not just hanging around these places for my health!

Maybe we should start a list of all my good qualities! There are so many, I don't know where to begin.

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.....I'm sorry, did you just say the nicest hat?

[what even is this guy.]

On a scale of one to crazy, how insane are you? I'm rating you an eleven thus far.

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(Trying to be civil, but there's just a bit of a patronizing tone now:) You said you were looking for royalty, were you not? What ez a crown but a very fancy bit of precious metal and gems you wear on your head? And zus, a very nice hat?

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[Maybe Hans should really start setting some limits for what constitutes "royalty". If this guy is it, he's a little worried for the future of his kingdom.]

A crown, my good sir, is a symbol of status. It is not a simple hat. [but, hans, it sort of is, he's got a point]

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(Spy's already about to give Hans up as loast cause, the hat-disparaging philistine.)



And ze Queen of England would be any lettle old lady walking her dogs if not for her fancy headwear.