open_door: (chest)
open_door ([personal profile] open_door) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2016-06-01 02:54 pm

boredddd

Is it really that much to ask that a beautiful princess - or prince! I would never discriminate! - be available in the memes? My dearest mun, I'm sure you know I'm not just hanging around these places for my health!

Maybe we should start a list of all my good qualities! There are so many, I don't know where to begin.
intotheopenair: (ready to shoot)

[personal profile] intotheopenair 2016-06-01 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
How about wi' a 'no'?
intotheopenair: (another smile)

[personal profile] intotheopenair 2016-06-01 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
This Princess wants nothin' tae do wi' you.
intotheopenair: (...what?)

[personal profile] intotheopenair 2016-06-01 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

What are ye doin'?
intotheopenair: (profile smile)

[personal profile] intotheopenair 2016-06-01 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay that hand is getting yanked out of the way because NO NO NO.]

The one what? One tae lock ye where ye belong?

[Seriously! What is with the hand-kissing?]

Merida. First born of Clan DunBroch.
intotheopenair: (arrow in mouth)

[personal profile] intotheopenair 2016-06-01 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
In jail, or whatever ye've got that counts fer that. That's how they deal wi' scunners like you, isn't it?

[Eyes narrow]

Can't say the same.
intotheopenair: (thoughtful)

[personal profile] intotheopenair 2016-06-01 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ejits? Numpties? Devils? What names could I give someone who tries tae trick a lass intae marryin' him.

[She crosses her arms, giving a hard look]

Willnae work wi' me.
intotheopenair: (oh whit)

[personal profile] intotheopenair 2016-06-01 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh aye, is that so?

[She's almost amused by the way he's playing this]

That why ye were askin' yer mun to only introduce you to more princesses then?
intotheopenair: (what is that)

[personal profile] intotheopenair 2016-06-01 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
An' are ye lookin' to be wed right now?

[She's giving him a look of not really believing you]
sellsthneeds: (what)

[personal profile] sellsthneeds 2016-06-01 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me know if that works on the ladies, man.
sellsthneeds: (roll with it)

[personal profile] sellsthneeds 2016-06-01 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*Not royalty, just an inventor and salesman. Once was old school Southern thanks to his mother. Very old school.*

You compliment her, introduce yourself----you are supposed to talk about her and not you.

sellsthneeds: (proud)

[personal profile] sellsthneeds 2016-06-01 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I listen to my mother.

*Terrifying words, for those who knew her.*


Yeah, no, having to take a break right now until the whole Thneed business takes off. Then there'll be time to do the whole family thing.

*Once had his heart set on the whole white picket fence, Leave it to Beaver life.*
lighttoyourlair: (I know right?)

[personal profile] lighttoyourlair 2016-06-02 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, I can't believe you aren't having to fight them off!
cursedtosleep: (How strange it all is)

[personal profile] cursedtosleep 2016-06-02 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
And, what would you do with a princess or prince, your highness?
onebadapple: (Default)

[personal profile] onebadapple 2016-06-02 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! I'm sure you have many good qualities! [Snow- Snow no.]

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