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[open_door]

Is it really that much to ask that a beautiful princess - or prince! I would never discriminate! - be available in the memes? My dearest mun, I'm sure you know I'm not just hanging around these places for my health!

Maybe we should start a list of all my good qualities! There are so many, I don't know where to begin.

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[intotheopenair]

An' are ye lookin' to be wed right now?

[She's giving him a look of not really believing you]

[open_door]

Always looking, I'm afraid. [Melodramatic sigh.]

[intotheopenair]

An' why's that?

[open_door]

It gets lonely. [He offers her the warmest smile in his arsenal.] Don't you ever get lonely, Princess?

[intotheopenair]

None of yer business.

[open_door]

I'm sorry. I certainly didn't mean to pry. But you're beautiful, smart, and quite charming in your directness. It's a wonder you have any reason to be lonely.

[intotheopenair]

An' where are you gettin' all this from? I've not said enough tae be considered smart of charmin' an' I know there's better lookin' princesses than me.

[Oh Hans, don't try sweet-talking a girl who will aim her arrows at you]

[open_door]

You've said quite a lot to be considered all of those things, and my dear Princess, you are beautiful! Any man would be lucky to be with someone like you.

[intotheopenair]

[Just. Looking]

Does this actually work wi' anyone?

[open_door]

You clearly have your mind made up about me, don't you? [Still, look, he's smiling, charming, not sweating one bit.] You've already told me I'm not in your league, so this is just conversation. And I mean every word, with no ulterior motives.

[intotheopenair]

Except ye do have an ulterior motive. Yer lookin' tae get married so even if someone has said they're no interested, ye'll still be tryin'. I'm dealin' wi' this myself at home.

[Least the lads she's dealing with know when to back off though. And wouldn't try to trick everyone into thinking they got married and then leave her to freeze to death. Yeah, Hans, the Disney ladies know what you did to Anna.]

[open_door]

I am looking to get married, yes, but you've already told me you're not interested. I'm not the sort of man who would push that. [gdi Disney princesses, how do you know all the things?!]

[intotheopenair]

Like yer not the sort who'd leave a girl to freeze?

[We have a club]

[open_door]

.....Ah, well, you see... That was a misunderstanding...

[intotheopenair]

Oh aye? How d'ye 'misunderstand' doing that then?

[Waiting on an explanation here]

[open_door]

Well, you see, I was trying to kill her sister... [not making it any better, Hans.]

[intotheopenair]

Tryin' tae kill a Queen?

[Hans, Hans, stop]

[open_door]

Yes, but she tried to kill me first! And struck my fiancee with a magic spell that nearly killed her too! [See, he can spin this so good dude.]

[intotheopenair]

The same spell you left her alone tae die from.

[She has heard this story]