decided to finally drag in this kid

[hatejakku]

Why am I here? Why are we even here?

You said you had projects to do. You said you had to eat something. Why are we doing this?

Like, okay, no, seriously, I appreciate it. All right? Thanks for waking me up or whatever. It's great. It really is. Except I don't really want any part of what you're planning. I'd just like to find Rey or- or someone and-

I don't even know where we are! I only just met people that I actually like, and now I'm here! I don't even know where Ren is! I don't know anything!

... Why aren't you talking!?

[Finn's having a meltdown. He's fine.]

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[dorkvader]

Take a deep breath and relax... your head is going to explode or something.

is that a star trek mug

[hatejakku]

[He heard the stories, seen the holos. Stormtroopers were taught that Vader was more of a God and Legend than a mere Sith Lord. He was beyond that, transcendental.]

[Which is why Finn let out a not so manly yelp and backpedaled as far as he could.]

[crapcrapcrapcrapCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP]

It is! Meet Vader from Blue Milk Special

[dorkvader]

[Oh Finn, prepare to be disappointed.]

[Not that he doesn't appreciate the terror, but it's kind of hard to have a conversation when the other guy is scrambling for cover.]

What? Is there something on my mask?

[He'll take a sip of his latte and force lift Finn up off the ground so he can't escape. Plus, he loves that cartoon running in the air thing... that joke never gets old.]

[drunk_ish]

You're saying you never procrastinated in your stormtrooper duties?

[hatejakku]

No!

[And he can honestly say that because he's so offended before he even thinks about what he's saying.]

I'm not a stormtrooper, anyway!

[Foot, meet mouth.]

[genie_lady]

[Giggling at his meltdown, Jeannie sits on a ledge nearby looking down on him. His flailing was to watch.]

[hatejakku]

[She startles him, just showing up out of the blue like that, giggling at his existential crisis.]

[He doesn't want to be rude, per se, but he doesn't know what her intentions are either.]

[So he stares at her. Slightly terrified, but putting on a show of not being terrified.]

[WHAT?]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Maybe your mun's not talking so you have the opportunity to get everything out there. Vent a little, go over the questions you've got.

[She'll give this guy a light, reassuring pat on the arm. Be cool, bro.]

You're okay, yeah?

[hatejakku]

[No. Words cannot express how much he's not okay.]

... Yeah. I guess.

I mean, that makes sense.

[He could use some healthy venting.]

[newjacket]

Take it easy there, Big Deal. Try to bring the crazy down a little.

[ Probably not the someone Finn had in mind, but hey, at least it's a familiar face? ]

[hatejakku]

[A DEAD FAMILIAR FACE]

... SOLO!?

No, how-!? What?

/tosses Dragon!Skyfire at just because :3 (Missed you btw <3)

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

Take a deep breath and try to calm down?

Things aren't totally horrible here... and you can't exactly argue with them if you pass out...

HEEEEEEYYYY /hugs/ I missed you, too ♥

[hatejakku]

[He didn't hear a word you just said Skyfire. Because you're a dragon. And you're talking. And he's staring.]

[Run? Stay? Play dead? What? What's the protocol?]

[notimeforsorrow]

Maybe if you stop panicking, they'll actually talk.

[hatejakku]

[Well she looks familiar...]

I'll be honest, I'm not even sure I want her talking.

[Cue the sad child who just WANTS TO GO HOME!]

[meatbags]

Advisory: Panicking like that serves only to increase your heart rate. I do so love when meatbags do that. It lights them up much more brightly on my scanners.

[hatejakku]

[Um-]

It's kind of a human thing. I can't really... stop it...

Lights them up?

[Please don't be armed. He's had a long day.]

[divisionary]

Kid, breathe.

[Said in the most gentle, "trying not to spook the patient" tone possible. Probably would work better with the rifle strapped to her rucksack, but eh. Details.]

Take it slow. One step at a time. You being here means your mun likes you. Start from there.

[hatejakku]

[He really doesn't mind the sight of weapons much unless they're pointed at him.]

Likes me? So she brought me here? Why?

[earthmagic]

Your master won't speak and mine won't stop pushing me. How funny that it all amounts to the same thing in the end. [Them being forced here.]

At least there might be a chance you'll get to meet more people you like. From what I know of the last person she brought to this place.

[hatejakku]

I'm not opposed to meeting more people, but I have to make sure I keep the ones I already got.

... Did you say master?

[No. Noooooooooooooooooooooooo. No. Let him rescue you. Because no.]

[wizard_redfive]

Whoa now. First, take some deep breaths.

[Seriously. You'll hurt yourself at this rate. Thankfully Dairine is short enough to seem non-threatening, at least when she wants to be.]

Your mun might not be saying anything because they don't know the answers.

But I bet you could still find your friends around here.

[hatejakku]

Wait, what? My friends could be here? How do you know that?

late to this little party

[xwingpoetry]

[ Don't mind this guy. He's just going to be standing off to the side a little, trying not to smirk too much. But it's pretty obvious that he's amused.

Still, he won't tease his friend too much. Poe isn't nearly that cruel. ]

Buddy, hey - calm down. You're okay.

the party didn't start until you arrived, so it's good

[hatejakku]

[Do you know how great it is to see a familiar face? One that you didn't just quite literally see get stabbed through the heart by a laser sword? It's pretty nice.]

Poe! You're here! How are you here? It is so good to see you! Are you okay?

[Trying and failing to calm down, thanks. But you destroyed his theory that this is the afterlife, so congrats! Unless you're both dead...]