testing out character

[turntech_knight_of_time]

well mun
i see youre trying to get a handle on my voice
its all well and good that you think you can master the awesomeness that is me
master of sick fires and phat rhymes
but we both know youre not really all that good with either of those things and are doomed to failure
not to mention my typing style will inevitably drive you off the handle
you know this shit cant be contained by apostrophes or any punctuation of any kind really
so good luck with that

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[turntech_knight_of_time]

im just going to ignore that last quip for the sake of getting the fuck out of that conversation
this shits feeling a little too much like vantas to be anywhere near the realm of chill or awesome

[cawmotherfuckers]

oh my lord it is
welp i guess we better find something else to talk about to make this x2 voicetesting combo worthwhile
your mun got any horrible plans for you

[turntech_knight_of_time]

nope nothing
and i do think thats kind of lucky seeing what hes done to previous muses
hes been looking around for places to get me rooted but hes also kind of a picky bitch
how about you what sort of doomed existence does your mun have in store for you

[cawmotherfuckers]

you lucky bastard
mines sending me to some stereotypical piece of shit haunted house
wooo wooooo ghosts and monsters and also torture and shit
doomed existence is a pretty good way of putting it
its actually pretty ridiculous just how over the top it is though

[turntech_knight_of_time]

yeah fuck that no thanks
i feel for ya bro
not that ill have much of a say where i do eventually end up
i suppose not much can be worse than our canon story at least
shit i probably just jinxed myself
pardon me while i just jump out this window to get away from my mun and his plotting ways

[cawmotherfuckers]

yeah youre screwed but tbh i am pretty sure there arent many games worse than the one im going to
not even hyperbole just straight up facts
and jumping out the windows not gonna help you when weve already taken the fourth wall
broken it into microscopic pieces
and reassembled it into a goddamn question and answer box for these mpd freaks we call muns
is there even a window left
god i dont know

[turntech_knight_of_time]

window
what window
that shits been gone so long well find its fossilized remains from the protozoic era
along with any fractures remains of our pride
were obviously just their sick twisted marionettes
here to dance for their amusement
fuck marionettes

[cawmotherfuckers]

oh my god can we not talk about marionettes or any other sort of puppet
ive had enough goddamn puppets to last the rest of my life
man speaking of pride i dont think we ever had that to begin with
or at least i didnt
even if it wasn't squished out of me by foam puppet ass and fucking calsprite
i kind of lost it when i turned orange and sprouted wings

[turntech_knight_of_time]

yeah dont know why i brought it up might as well shoot myself in the gonads
i like to pretend pride is an acquaintance of mine
it tends to lend to the cool factor more than being a quivering mass of self deprecation like we both know we are
but shit man
stable time loops aside it really does suck for you

[cawmotherfuckers]

hows that working out
i miss pride it was pretty cool
fuck i should start writing emo poetry and wear black makeup
change my name to fucking ebony karasu woe betide strider then kill myself
but wait theres no hot topic in the medium where will i shop
oh well guess that plan wont work
and hey it sucks for all daves im not special
being dave is suffering

[turntech_knight_of_time]

ill make sure to download some my chemical romance albums for you
and maybe rose would lend you some of her makeup and you can ironically wear black skirts because crossdressing is so expressive and goes so nicely with that snake tail of yours
ill see if we cant alchemize some of that shit
never say im not accommodating of my fellow dave brethren

[cawmotherfuckers]

sure its not like i can wear pants
and its more of a ghostly smoke trail thing i think
its weird
gee dude your the best im tearing up here

[turntech_knight_of_time]

sounds all sorts of bad ass
bet the ladies flock all over that giant tentacle
maybe even some dudes too it wouldnt surprise me what sort of things that harry potter fish troll was into

[cawmotherfuckers]

yeah man im gonna get all sorts of pedo-laid
you so wish you were me right now
bitches lining up out the door down the street as far as the eye can see
try to contain your jealousy

[turntech_knight_of_time]

oh yes i have seen the error of my ways
sign me up for some choice ghost tail and cumbersome wings
by the way is this you
http://tiny.cc/0gonbw
i think this is you

i am slain

[cawmotherfuckers]

wow yeah you got me
hey has your art gotten better your practically da vinci or some shit by now
im out of practice goddamn
and yeah that picture is totally a thing that happened
ive met that guy in person and everything
hes pregnant now btw

[turntech_knight_of_time]

you know it
da vinci of jpeg
man you gotta keep up youll fall behind
paying child support will just hold you back more too come on wheres your priorities
your art comes first

[cawmotherfuckers]

man
a cool guy doesnt pay child support
besides if he takes that kid on maury the dna testing will say dave strider you are the father
its you
i dont legally exist or anything
have fun with your kid

[turntech_knight_of_time]

i suppose it could genetically be mine
minus
you know
the crow bits
how does that even work arent you half computer code or something
not even going to get into the non existent legal system in this end of the world game construct or anything
natch

[cawmotherfuckers]

im too awesome to be quantified thats what i am
half man half crow half green and black ones and zeroes
all badass
plus im all doomed and shit probably gonna kick the bucket any day now
kid needs a father bro
step up man up

[turntech_knight_of_time]

you are the one neo
its you
but with feathers
you dont even need any freaky powers to fly, even though you have those too
wait we were talking about freaky fish sex and mpreg
you know i changed my mind you can keep the butt tentacle

[cawmotherfuckers]

yeah you sound jealous but i cant blame you my feathers and butt tentacle are basically the best
also why did you bring up that wweirdo in the first place do you have a thing for him
do you want to mpreg him
this is what happens when im not alpha dave

[turntech_knight_of_time]

well you should know all about me since you are me
im all about the man babies and freaky fish guys
me and the ocean are going to go have an affair
let me just hand you the alpha dave certificate of authentication its all yours

[cawmotherfuckers]

gee im flattered thanks
but i dont want to come between you and that fish guy's true love

[turntech_knight_of_time]

oh yes me and him
were going to elope to mother fucking sea world
ride dolphins for our honey moon
then in 55 hours were going to be all britney spears and jason alexander up in here
a fierce custody battle for our precious fish babus will end in tears for both parties but well bravely soldier on
naturally youll be the best man