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dear_mun2012-03-23 12:52 pm
turntech_knight_of_time) wrote in dear_mun2012-03-23 12:52 pm
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testing out character
well mun
i see youre trying to get a handle on my voice
its all well and good that you think you can master the awesomeness that is me
master of sick fires and phat rhymes
but we both know youre not really all that good with either of those things and are doomed to failure
not to mention my typing style will inevitably drive you off the handle
you know this shit cant be contained by apostrophes or any punctuation of any kind really
so good luck with that
i see youre trying to get a handle on my voice
its all well and good that you think you can master the awesomeness that is me
master of sick fires and phat rhymes
but we both know youre not really all that good with either of those things and are doomed to failure
not to mention my typing style will inevitably drive you off the handle
you know this shit cant be contained by apostrophes or any punctuation of any kind really
so good luck with that
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you so wish you were me right now
bitches lining up out the door down the street as far as the eye can see
try to contain your jealousy
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sign me up for some choice ghost tail and cumbersome wings
by the way is this you
http://tiny.cc/0gonbw
i think this is you
i am slain
hey has your art gotten better your practically da vinci or some shit by now
im out of practice goddamn
and yeah that picture is totally a thing that happened
ive met that guy in person and everything
hes pregnant now btw
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da vinci of jpeg
man you gotta keep up youll fall behind
paying child support will just hold you back more too come on wheres your priorities
your art comes first
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a cool guy doesnt pay child support
besides if he takes that kid on maury the dna testing will say dave strider you are the father
its you
i dont legally exist or anything
have fun with your kid
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minus
you know
the crow bits
how does that even work arent you half computer code or something
not even going to get into the non existent legal system in this end of the world game construct or anything
natch
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half man half crow half green and black ones and zeroes
all badass
plus im all doomed and shit probably gonna kick the bucket any day now
kid needs a father bro
step up man up
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its you
but with feathers
you dont even need any freaky powers to fly, even though you have those too
wait we were talking about freaky fish sex and mpreg
you know i changed my mind you can keep the butt tentacle
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also why did you bring up that wweirdo in the first place do you have a thing for him
do you want to mpreg him
this is what happens when im not alpha dave
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im all about the man babies and freaky fish guys
me and the ocean are going to go have an affair
let me just hand you the alpha dave certificate of authentication its all yours
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but i dont want to come between you and that fish guy's true love
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were going to elope to mother fucking sea world
ride dolphins for our honey moon
then in 55 hours were going to be all britney spears and jason alexander up in here
a fierce custody battle for our precious fish babus will end in tears for both parties but well bravely soldier on
naturally youll be the best man
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i will say the best fucking toast you have no idea im writing it as we speak
it will set a new standard the likes of which have never and will never again be matched
also ive been working on the invitations
this design is pretty much the best and anyone will be so blown away they will rsv goddamn p that very instant
fuck im gonna cry weddings always make me cry
[i'm starting to pass out so i better head to bed. i'll respond in the morning if you reply]
if you start ill start and then well just be a couple of sobbing bitches with running mascara on prom night
i want to rsvp to myself after beholding this glorious image
oops im already getting a bit misty better grab the kleenex
fucking egbert would literally birth a cow if he saw this
[oh that's a good idea, I should do that myself. thanks for putting up with me for this long skjlsd]
where doing it man
where making this hapen
ebgert will see this and envy our security in our masculinity
[no, I'm having a great time. I feel I should be thanking you lol]
our tears will be bench pressing four hundred pounds at the 24 hour gym
my third crow third human third troll baby will all confused because the grown ups are bawling their eyes out
[just as planned, then]
even one whose crying like a little baby
kidll turn out great just make sure he only gets into the freaky wizard science stuff ironically
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any wizard science involved would be so damn ironic it come back around the other way for a reacharound
we wouldnt even begin to know the ass backwardness that would be that kids irony
itd be even better if it were raised by two daves
oh hey look there are two daves
im now officially drafting you to be the kids mom and ill be poppa
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hey wouldnt that make us a couple
yes dave strider yes ive always loved you
its like you read my mind lets do this
hell lets just cut your kismet fish out of the equation who needs him
this babby is gonna be so well adjusted growing up with gay incest masturbation parents
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oh dave oh
look unto me as you would upon a clear lake with your own reflection
may your orange-creamsicle visage never wander from my gaze
shit does this mean you still have a meat sausage
is it orange too
god damn itd be like a glowstick i dont know if i could handle that much radioactive orange crush all up in my junk
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and yeah man its all retractable like a birds
when i pull it out its like a foot long and itll give you cancer
you cant handle it
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freud would do more that roll over in his grave if he could hear us
hed van damme the lid off his coffin and dance a motherfucking jig singing hallelujah
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caw caw
man forget freud what would lalonde think of this
we must keep our forbidden passion a secret for all eternity
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how did i not realize my extreme hankering for schlongs of the poultry variety
you have shown me the error of my ways
sign me up for some illicit bird man self lovings
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bet you i taste like chicken
were gonna have a little one on one
but it turns out to be crazy what kind of junk this guy has
im teling you
sex like that is unreal it doenst even happen most of the time
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