testing out character

[turntech_knight_of_time]

well mun
i see youre trying to get a handle on my voice
its all well and good that you think you can master the awesomeness that is me
master of sick fires and phat rhymes
but we both know youre not really all that good with either of those things and are doomed to failure
not to mention my typing style will inevitably drive you off the handle
you know this shit cant be contained by apostrophes or any punctuation of any kind really
so good luck with that

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[turntech_knight_of_time]

well god damn if i aint convinced
though theres no denying sex with any strider would be out of this world
us together were going to destroy universes
blam

[cawmotherfuckers]

kaboom
you want your green sun
were gonna make it with all this sex were having

[turntech_knight_of_time]

yeah youre welcome lord english
creating green suns one orgasm at a time
wed better get a promotion for this just fyi
climb the echeladder three tiers minimum

[cawmotherfuckers]

get promoted to pimp daddy sex god master of the universe
seems like we should get some special ability for reaching that level
but there aint nothing we could get that we dont already have
its a rip off if you ask me

[turntech_knight_of_time]

complete gyp indeed
though at least the universe would finally recognize our mad skillz
not even harley the weird sister would be able to keep up with all the mad skillz we create
oh
i guess to get back on track
from what point in your timeline did your mun pluck you from

[cawmotherfuckers]

we had a track to begin with
okay anyway right after harley went all dog-tier and shrunk me down to ant size
doesnt really make a difference to me tbh
time apparently stops back home when you go to one of these glorified torture porn games
what about you

[turntech_knight_of_time]

yeah no
no track just dreams and a lot of wishful thinking
and im from around the same time though now im on a meteor and have this kick ass medieval pajama ensemble with fancy powers to boot
though well see if that stands true whenever my douche mun decides on a friking game for me

[cawmotherfuckers]

i just hope for your sake he doesnt pick anything too fucked up
good luck man
...
oh
youre god tier too then huh
neat

[turntech_knight_of_time]

blargh
yeah
god tier just in time to sit around and do abso-fucking-lutely nothing for three years
im stuck on a meteor for three nut kicking years with vantas and that freaky purple juggalo troll who wants to eat my intestines like spaghetti
crap
maybe if i cross my fingers long and hard enough ill get in a place thats better than here

[cawmotherfuckers]

im not surprised
actually what took you so long
you know i was gonna say id give my other wing to switch places with you
but fuck no not if that juggalo troll is there
why does he even exist

[turntech_knight_of_time]

because
even if the universe is aware and acknowledges our combined explosive sexual prowess
it still wants to take a dump on us to prove its still top dog
thats why