canon is Undertale. She has a few things to say...

[forthespiders]

Oh~ you wish to play with me in a game?

Okay. [Wait.. really?] Sure! Why not?

[Well, I would think you'd be upset at being removed from your home...]

Oh, those guys? No, they'll have things figured out. This isn't the first time I haven't left Hotland. They know to keep an eye out for anybody that hurts spiders, and leave notes for me to find. The Spider clan are known for their dependability you know!

[Huh... this seems awfully understanding of you, Muffet, I would have thought you'd at least ask-]

Of course you're going to have to pay me. [...yup, of course...] 9999 gold!

[Uh... I don't have gold. I mean, I have some human money, but...] That'll do! [*deftly one of her hands reach into her pockets and pull out a cute spiderweb phone. She does a few web searchers and...]

That'll be 11,378,862 human dollars. [WHAT?! Muffet, I don't have--] I'll take installments. Unless you think you can't pay. Ahuhuhu~♡

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[your_best_friend]

Ah, yes... The internet... The biggest collection of idiots who do nothing but argue about things they don't like...

[Flowey sort of tips the tea with his mouth so he can take a sip of it. No limbs.]

I think you have a lot to learn. Besides, you might not even know of your mundane if they decide to put you in a...

...

Well, I'm sure you'll eventually find out!

[forthespiders]

Sounds a lot like life. Ahuhuhu~

[She enjoys a bit of her tea, and brings one of her spider donuts up to her mouth and gives it a nibble. Sure, it's going to cut from her profits, but even a spider philanthropist has to eat.]

I'm sure I will. Why bother worrying about the future, when there's so much glorious present to unwrap.

How's your tea, dearie? Does it need more spiders?

[your_best_friend]

The tea tastes wonderful.

[Though it doesn't beat snail pie.]

So what do you plan on doing in the present?

[forthespiders]

Oh, oodles. I have to first set the terms of the repayment with my muddane or however you called it, then I need to start finding a table to set up my baking stand. I'm deciding that as I go out I will look for other humans and monsters to chat with and hear the latest gossip and whether or not there is anybody around that are smashing spiders. I'll also look for good financial possibilities, though I think you know that goes without saying.

I'm also going to need to start gathering dead spiders because my supplies were left wherever I came from! Spiders don't bake themselves, and these are Overworld spiders. I'm going to have to figure out which ones taste good enough to eat!

[your_best_friend]

I bet there's tons of people here that just love to smash spiders! I wouldn't know who exactly. You'll have to ask around!

...But let me warn you: Many might not sit through your amazing song and just try to kill you outright. Be careful!

[forthespiders]

Oh, what!? How rude.

But you know. I know that, and I know that there are a lot of people that would be more then happy to squish me.

[Her six hands steeple together, making herself look a bit like a praying mantis spider... except the top set, of course, which are now raised to her mouth.]

Except... [One of her fingers raise up into the air... one of her middle arms, because the appraising power of steepled hands in front of her mouth is too important to be ended so soon.] ...not that child you told me about. ahuhuhu

[your_best_friend]

Golly, I could have sworn... I'm terribly sorry, I must have misinterpreted things.

My apologies.

[Yeah, he'd been ready to get called out on that for longer than you think and had the appropriate response chosen. The least he could do is manipulate Muffet to get out of trouble.]

I promise to be more careful in the future.

[forthespiders]

Oh it's fiiiine, it all worked out, ahuhuhu...

...still, it's not nice to tell me the wrong information! I could have hurt them, or even KILLED them.

And that wouldn't be very nice. It would weigh heavily on my...

...mm...

...hmm...

...conscience! Yes, that's the one.

[your_best_friend]

[Maybe you did. Multiple times. But that's not something Muffet needs to know. Flowey makes himself look properly cowed.]

I'm terribly sorry... That would be a horrible thing.

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[forthespiders]

[She'd probably would have just shrugged it off with a shoulder shrug and an "Oopsie daddle~ ahuhuhu"]

Mmm, you know you're lucky spiders are carnivorous, or I might have to act out some sort of punishment for that.

But I'm not so I won't~♥

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[forthespiders]

[Then she looms near...]

But Cupcake is, so keep that in mind the next time you go around spreading misinformation.

[She pours herself a glass.]

Some more tea, dearie?

[your_best_friend]

[Please, like Flowey couldn't handle a little gigantic spider.]

...Yes, please! Your tea is delicious!

[forthespiders]

[Chara never killed it, did they~?]

[She pours a second cup. Yup. Still spiders.]

[She seems to have calmed down a little, at least?]