On finally coming back to rp

[eastdetective]

 It's about time, you know.  How am I supposed to get anything done when you disappear for months?

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okay, first, you're getting him. Because.

[tuxedo_magician]

Tantei-kun! There you are~!

Conan doesn't want him.

[eastdetective]

I hope you're not expecting me to actually be happy to see you.

Too bad

[tuxedo_magician]

Of course not! That would totally defeat the purpose of our relationship.

Although, it has been a bit boring without you around. All I've had for entertainment is Tantei-han. I don't think he appreciates me the way you do.

Conan says go away

[eastdetective]

Too bad. Looks like you'll have to put up with it for a while.

Nope!

[tuxedo_magician]

But Tantei-kun~!

Why are you so mean to me? What did I ever do to you?

[Totally pouting now, but he knows that's a loaded question. Which was why he asked it.]

[eastdetective]

Would you like a list?

[tuxedo_magician]

I have all the time in the world, Tantei-kun!

[And it'll keep his mun from throwing him into situations that he'd rather not be in, if she's distracted with this.]

[eastdetective]

Have you added a faulty memory to that?

[tuxedo_magician]

My memory is perfect!

[Because let's be real here, he could start naming all the times he saved your little detective behind. So there.]

But clearly your's must be lacking, if you're asking me that instead of giving me this supposed list.

[eastdetective]

I don't feel like standing here for the rest of the day reciting something you already know.

[tuxedo_magician]

No, you just can't think of any instances in which I ever did anything to you.

[eastdetective]

Thinking of instances is not the problem here.

[He was just annoyed at the idea of actually putting enough effort into saying something this pointless aloud. ]

[tuxedo_magician]

So what is?

[He grins down at the other.]

Oh, I see how it is~ You're too busy to even have a friendly chat with a simple Phantom Thief, aren't you?

[eastdetective]

Don't you have other things to do? [Why did this guy insist on bothering him? ]

[tuxedo_magician]

Mmmmmmm...

[He takes a minute to think about it, even putting a finger to his chin as he ponders.]

No, actually, I don't! Aren't you lucky, Tantei-kun~?

[eastdetective]

I definitely would not call this luck.

[tuxedo_magician]

Oh~? What would you call it then?

[Your attitude is so welcoming, Tantei-kun.]

[eastdetective]

A certain someone who isn't taking a hint.

[tuxedo_magician]

[Since when has KID ever?

Come on, Meitantei, you should be used to this by now.]

That doesn't sound nice, Tantei-kun. You might even have hurt my feelings.

[eastdetective]

[Hah! Like he'd believe that.]

I'm sure you've heard much worse.

[tuxedo_magician]

Well, it does lack the proper finesse of, say, Nakamori-keibu, but it doesn't make it hurt any less.

[Oh, he's pouting at you now. Good going, Conan.]

[eastdetective]

[Conan is side-eying that expression. He doesn't believe it at all. ]

Get a thicker skin, then.

[tuxedo_magician]

[You know him too well, Conan.

That doesn't stop him from pouting though.]

It's nice to see that time away hasn't dulled your sarcasm in any way.

[eastdetective]

If anything its given me more reason for it.

[tuxedo_magician]

Oh? So it isn't just present company?