On finally coming back to rp

[eastdetective]

 It's about time, you know.  How am I supposed to get anything done when you disappear for months?

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[eastdetective]

There is that, yes. [Although the situation really wasn't much better. ]

[tuxedo_magician]

[He eyes the mini detective warily.]

But there is something else.

[eastdetective]

Isn't there always?

[tuxedo_magician]

This is true. Nothing can ever be simple. Especially when you're involved, Tantei-kun.

[eastdetective]

Oi! Was that last part really necessary?

[tuxedo_magician]

Of course it was~ It's only the truth, after all!

[eastdetective]

I really don't want to hear that from you.

[Kid really didn't have much room to talk there. ]

[tuxedo_magician]

I thought you, of all people, could handle the truth, Meitantei.

[eastdetective]

i'd say its more the messenger I'm objecting to.

[tuxedo_magician]

Oiiii. And after all I've done for you.

[He clutches his chest with an over-dramatic flair.]

You wound me, Tantei-kun. I daresay it's a wound from which I might never recover.

[eastdetective]

I'm sure you'll be able to manage.

[tuxedo_magician]

Has anyone ever told you that you aren't much fun?

[eastdetective]

You have. Multiple times.

[tuxedo_magician]

Clearly the message isn't getting through to you.

[eastdetective]

Oh, I think I have more than enough fun.

[Conan was smirking. ]

[tuxedo_magician]

[Totally. Deadpan.]

Only you would think that kicking soccer balls at harmless Phantom Thieves was fun, Tantei-kun.

[eastdetective]

If the soccerballs aren't enough fun for you I could always go and see if Agasa has made any more of the fireworks balls.

[tuxedo_magician]

I don't need your help setting off fireworks, I can do my own show thank you very much.

[eastdetective]

Ah, but aren't your fireworks shows rather predictable by now?

[tuxedo_magician]

Saaaa, only to you, I believe.

[Which is why he tries so very hard to impress his harshest critic.]

Tantei-san and Nakamori-keibu seem to fall to them every time.

[eastdetective]

Just how many times have they fallen for it?

[tuxedo_magician]

Too many to count.

[eastdetective]

My opinion of those two just dropped significantly.

[tuxedo_magician]

Oi. I like Nakamori-keibu well enough. I mean, how can one not like a man so devoted to his cause?

Tantei-san, however... well, him, not so much.

[eastdetective]

Why is it that everyone feels the need to complain about him to me?

[He'd only met that guy a few times. ]