On finally coming back to rp

[eastdetective]

 It's about time, you know.  How am I supposed to get anything done when you disappear for months?

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[eastdetective]

i'd say its more the messenger I'm objecting to.

[tuxedo_magician]

Oiiii. And after all I've done for you.

[He clutches his chest with an over-dramatic flair.]

You wound me, Tantei-kun. I daresay it's a wound from which I might never recover.

[eastdetective]

I'm sure you'll be able to manage.

[tuxedo_magician]

Has anyone ever told you that you aren't much fun?

[eastdetective]

You have. Multiple times.

[tuxedo_magician]

Clearly the message isn't getting through to you.

[eastdetective]

Oh, I think I have more than enough fun.

[Conan was smirking. ]

[tuxedo_magician]

[Totally. Deadpan.]

Only you would think that kicking soccer balls at harmless Phantom Thieves was fun, Tantei-kun.

[eastdetective]

If the soccerballs aren't enough fun for you I could always go and see if Agasa has made any more of the fireworks balls.

[tuxedo_magician]

I don't need your help setting off fireworks, I can do my own show thank you very much.

[eastdetective]

Ah, but aren't your fireworks shows rather predictable by now?

[tuxedo_magician]

Saaaa, only to you, I believe.

[Which is why he tries so very hard to impress his harshest critic.]

Tantei-san and Nakamori-keibu seem to fall to them every time.

[eastdetective]

Just how many times have they fallen for it?

[tuxedo_magician]

Too many to count.

[eastdetective]

My opinion of those two just dropped significantly.

[tuxedo_magician]

Oi. I like Nakamori-keibu well enough. I mean, how can one not like a man so devoted to his cause?

Tantei-san, however... well, him, not so much.

[eastdetective]

Why is it that everyone feels the need to complain about him to me?

[He'd only met that guy a few times. ]

[tuxedo_magician]

You're a detective, he's a detective. Why shouldn't we?

[A pause. Hold on a minute here...]

Wait... who else complains about the English Bastard besides me?

[eastdetective]

By that logic I should be going to you with all my complaints about Lupin.

[His expression twitches slightly in annoyance.]

Hattori.

[tuxedo_magician]

I knew there was a reason I liked Tantei-han.

[That comment gets a very long silence from the thief before he leans down and stares at Conan.

The grin he's getting right now? Is a manic KID grin turned up to 100.]

Yes. Yes, you very well should, Tantei-kun. Actually, please do. I am more then willing to hear all about it.

[eastdetective]

What, you're still that annoyed at that guy?

[tuxedo_magician]

Do you get annoyed at me when I wear your face, Meitantei~?

[worldlythief]

Really now, I think I did a flawless job.

[ DID SOMEONE ASK FOR AN INTERNATIONAL THIEF? BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING ONE. ]

You should feel honored than annoyed!

[eastdetective]

I'm feeling fairly annoyed right now. Oi, what are you even doing here?

[He did not want to be stuck here with two thieves. ]

[tuxedo_magician]

[KID's grin gets even wider, if that's possible.]

Lupin-san! So, tell me, how did that heist in Osaka go?