deletes him from my muselist tbh

[crownless]

I'm not gonna get on your ass again for this cold shoulder you've been giving me, 'cause we both know you're gonna do shit, but I got a proposition for you.

[......travis where are you going with this]

We both know I'm not gonna be quiet, and we both know you're gonna keep wanting to play me unless I do. So maybe we can strike a compromise? I noticed you've been buying a lot of video games with chicks in 'em lately. Like, real smokin' giant soldier ninja alien chicks and stuff. Now, I'm a simple guy, and I'm not asking for a whole lot, but can you at least... y'know... give a guy an in? Set up some intros with some alternate universe warrior princesses or that one demoness with the cute hair who feeds off sex or--

[TRAVIS.]

Hey! I'm makin' a deal with you here! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to shut me up!

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[clobbered]

I wanna smash your balls until you shut up!

[ she heard silencing and she is an assassin after all, sylvia can even pay her for this ]

[fortemps]

[Travis you're so fucking thirsty even this motherfucker is bewildered

and he's the thirstiest motherfucker that ever did live????? OH my god what is going on?]

You.......Certainly know what you like, don't you? [Elf jesus help him he's almost speechless.]

[crownless]

You can't say shit, I got needs! Go back to whatever dead boss fight hell you came from!

[crownless]

There are sexy ninja girls at stake here.

[hes as serious as a heart attack hotpants]

[clobbered]

You mean, your fucking subconscious?

[ burn ]

[bamboozler]

What was that, what was that? Did you say a cute girl who feeds off of bamboo?

[guess who only hears what he wants to hear]

1/2

[crownless]

[RUDE]

That's the wrong Suda51 game, bitch!

[fortemps]

[AH OKAY NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING HIS LANGUAGE TRAVIS GOOD SHIT A +]

As in...Ninjas whose thighs could crush a man's skull? Ninjas with garb on that...b-best shows their honed, lean musculature, perfected over years of hard work and so many, many fights?

Ser, your cause is the worthiest I've ever come across! If you happen to meet more finely built, powerful women than you know what to do with, you're more than welcome to send them my way! Even just to admire them...I could die a happy man! There's nothing more splendid than the sight of a woman with her muscles straining, sweat coursing over her skin as she pummels an opponent...

[Excuse him okay he just has to fan himself this is good quality shit right here.]

[dissociative]

[travis, leave him out of this]

[seducingurmenz]

[ blink blink. one of those descriptions sound oddly like her. ]

Have you ever been to the Stray Sheep? You seem like the type.

1/2 sorry, luv u

[crownless]

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[crownless]

[hoofloop you're his new best friend?? ? ? ? hot damn.]

Uh, yeah? What else would I be talking about, dude?

[CLAPS HAND ON SHOULDER!!! SERIOUSLY YOU'RE HIS NEW BEST FRIEND!!!] I mean, I haven't met any of 'em, but I'm going to. [travis waggles his eyebrows. suggestively? idfk. theres too much Dudebro in this thread and it's all radiating from Travis.] But I got first dibs, remember that.

[chainattack]

...That's impressively desperate.

[utterly deadpan, sitting on a table or something look she needs to make up for the height.]

[crownless]

'Impressively desperate' is my middle name.

[that's not something to be proud of, travis.]

fyi im laughing about this on plurk rn

[crownless]

[!!!!!!]

I'm kind of a busy dude, but maybe if you wanted to... [HE IS UTTERLY CLASSLESS AND LOOKING DOWN HER SHIRT RIGHT NOW] ...meet me there for a drink? Or something?

[crownless]

I'm pretty sure I never mentioned bamboo there. Like, at all.

[thats travis too, arent they two peas in a pod]

[chainattack]

You can't even try to cleverly think of your own introductions? Figuring out how to get on a girl's good side by giving her something she'll like, such as a picture or maybe the news that you took care of her enemies for her?

[wooooooow.]

1/2

[bastgirl]

[Casually thinking about this for a moment.

Shut up, she's totally a game character. 2 games count.]

2/2

[bastgirl]

Sorry, you aren't my type. I prefer strong and confident to loud and desperate.

1/2

[crownless]

[crownless]

What is this, stand-up? You didn't give me that much time to think!

[wow is right.]

good, i'm dying as i tag this

[seducingurmenz]

Oh, if you're busy, I wouldn't want to impose.

[ Gonna slowly turn away. ]

Especially since you seem to be the type who is popular with the ladies. I mean - I don't really have a chance.

[ Just gonna stick out her boobs a bit more. ]

[littlesistershotgun]

I'm from a video game! It'll be perfect! We can go on our first date to a quiet but expensive restaurant, and when the waiter asks if we're there to celebrate something special, you'll take my hand and look me in the eye and say, "of course! I'm going to celebrate her every day of my life!" And I'll get embarrassed but I'll love it and we'll feed each other oysters, and at the end of the night you'll refuse to let me even peek into my purse, because a gentleman covers everything! Oohh, I'm so happy, I can't wait to tell all my friends.

[at least she has a huge rack.]

[chainattack]

[it might be stand up, since Travis is a walking joke eyyyyyyyy]

If you have enough time to beg your writer to do things for you, you have enough time to think of how exactly you're going to make a good first impression on these "giant soldier ninja alien chicks." It's simple logic.

[crownless]

[it's travis touchdown's greatest fear: commitment.]

I-- uh--

[he stares 1) at the boobs, 2) at the determined!!! expression on her face, and 3) right back at the boobs

and decides that it's not worth it.] I gotta leave.