deletes him from my muselist tbh

[crownless]

I'm not gonna get on your ass again for this cold shoulder you've been giving me, 'cause we both know you're gonna do shit, but I got a proposition for you.

[......travis where are you going with this]

We both know I'm not gonna be quiet, and we both know you're gonna keep wanting to play me unless I do. So maybe we can strike a compromise? I noticed you've been buying a lot of video games with chicks in 'em lately. Like, real smokin' giant soldier ninja alien chicks and stuff. Now, I'm a simple guy, and I'm not asking for a whole lot, but can you at least... y'know... give a guy an in? Set up some intros with some alternate universe warrior princesses or that one demoness with the cute hair who feeds off sex or--

[TRAVIS.]

Hey! I'm makin' a deal with you here! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to shut me up!

Comments

[chainattack]

You can't even try to cleverly think of your own introductions? Figuring out how to get on a girl's good side by giving her something she'll like, such as a picture or maybe the news that you took care of her enemies for her?

[wooooooow.]

1/2

[crownless]

[crownless]

What is this, stand-up? You didn't give me that much time to think!

[wow is right.]

[chainattack]

[it might be stand up, since Travis is a walking joke eyyyyyyyy]

If you have enough time to beg your writer to do things for you, you have enough time to think of how exactly you're going to make a good first impression on these "giant soldier ninja alien chicks." It's simple logic.

[crownless]

[ ]

Yeesh. Aren't you like, 12? Who went and pissed in your Cheerios, kid? I'm just screwing around.

[a beat.]

And I'm working on it.

[chainattack]

I'm not a kid.

[Helle meant to make another jab at his lack of preparedness, but that smarts. she was old enough to be his ancestor, the only people who got to call her kid were people equally so.]

...The weapons always are a good idea if she's inclined to combat.