deletes him from my muselist tbh

[crownless]

I'm not gonna get on your ass again for this cold shoulder you've been giving me, 'cause we both know you're gonna do shit, but I got a proposition for you.

[......travis where are you going with this]

We both know I'm not gonna be quiet, and we both know you're gonna keep wanting to play me unless I do. So maybe we can strike a compromise? I noticed you've been buying a lot of video games with chicks in 'em lately. Like, real smokin' giant soldier ninja alien chicks and stuff. Now, I'm a simple guy, and I'm not asking for a whole lot, but can you at least... y'know... give a guy an in? Set up some intros with some alternate universe warrior princesses or that one demoness with the cute hair who feeds off sex or--

[TRAVIS.]

Hey! I'm makin' a deal with you here! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to shut me up!

Comments

[seducingurmenz]

[ blink blink. one of those descriptions sound oddly like her. ]

Have you ever been to the Stray Sheep? You seem like the type.

fyi im laughing about this on plurk rn

[crownless]

[!!!!!!]

I'm kind of a busy dude, but maybe if you wanted to... [HE IS UTTERLY CLASSLESS AND LOOKING DOWN HER SHIRT RIGHT NOW] ...meet me there for a drink? Or something?

good, i'm dying as i tag this

[seducingurmenz]

Oh, if you're busy, I wouldn't want to impose.

[ Gonna slowly turn away. ]

Especially since you seem to be the type who is popular with the ladies. I mean - I don't really have a chance.

[ Just gonna stick out her boobs a bit more. ]

travis touchdown is going to die

[crownless]

Hold up! I can make some room in my schedule.

[thank you based kamiya]

I have it on good authority that you've got a hell of a chance.

he's going to be turning into a sheep and climbing towers

[seducingurmenz]

Really?

[ She's just gonna slide in closer and wrap her hands around Travis. ]

Yay! I'm so happy! I really wanted to get to know you Travis, you seem so... dashing.

[ catherine is gonna eat your organs for dinner :D ]