deletes him from my muselist tbh

[crownless]

I'm not gonna get on your ass again for this cold shoulder you've been giving me, 'cause we both know you're gonna do shit, but I got a proposition for you.

[......travis where are you going with this]

We both know I'm not gonna be quiet, and we both know you're gonna keep wanting to play me unless I do. So maybe we can strike a compromise? I noticed you've been buying a lot of video games with chicks in 'em lately. Like, real smokin' giant soldier ninja alien chicks and stuff. Now, I'm a simple guy, and I'm not asking for a whole lot, but can you at least... y'know... give a guy an in? Set up some intros with some alternate universe warrior princesses or that one demoness with the cute hair who feeds off sex or--

[TRAVIS.]

Hey! I'm makin' a deal with you here! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to shut me up!

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[fortemps]

[AH OKAY NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING HIS LANGUAGE TRAVIS GOOD SHIT A +]

As in...Ninjas whose thighs could crush a man's skull? Ninjas with garb on that...b-best shows their honed, lean musculature, perfected over years of hard work and so many, many fights?

Ser, your cause is the worthiest I've ever come across! If you happen to meet more finely built, powerful women than you know what to do with, you're more than welcome to send them my way! Even just to admire them...I could die a happy man! There's nothing more splendid than the sight of a woman with her muscles straining, sweat coursing over her skin as she pummels an opponent...

[Excuse him okay he just has to fan himself this is good quality shit right here.]

1/2 sorry, luv u

[crownless]

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[crownless]

[hoofloop you're his new best friend?? ? ? ? hot damn.]

Uh, yeah? What else would I be talking about, dude?

[CLAPS HAND ON SHOULDER!!! SERIOUSLY YOU'RE HIS NEW BEST FRIEND!!!] I mean, I haven't met any of 'em, but I'm going to. [travis waggles his eyebrows. suggestively? idfk. theres too much Dudebro in this thread and it's all radiating from Travis.] But I got first dibs, remember that.

[fortemps]

[TRULY A FRIENDSHIP BORNE OF THEIR MUTUAL LOVE FOR FINE ASS. Which is to say that Humberdink here looks really, really confused and happy about the hand on his shoulder!! Mostly happy.] Ah--

Well, most people seem rather put off when I discuss the finer aspects of life, though I suppose my countrymen are usually not in the business of being earnest with themselves about most things. A pity, for they'll never understand what we know, hm? [And his hand claps on Travis' shoulder in turn!]

If you'll be so kind as to allow me to meet any of your new, muscular friends, I shan't begrudge you first meeting! Fair is fair after all! As an aside, ah-- Do you enjoy only women of this build? If so, I'd be glad to entertain any male acquaintances you might make as well...I certainly find strength is a language universal, haaaaaah....