On writing app for Carvaka + TestDrive at theWake + mun antics

[ace_of_hearts]

Really?

Really?

You're the one who gets too flustered to do anything like a normal person and yet you're trying to do an adult game, but you tell me to keep my pants on? And no, a cookie is not a good enough reason not to strip. I'll strip if I feel like it.

But you should definitely get Rose to come so I can jumpstart a crew again because she's awesome. And more bird people. And stop letting Zoro's stupid face scare people. And for fuck's sake, don't tell people I want to be a woman! I don't! I was trying to figure out a size proportion thing. Fuck.

Although now I am worried for all the big boobed ladies of all the worlds. This is why Thatch is extra sweet on them, isn't it? I knew there was a good reason. [Ace's err... "optimism?"]

Comments

[originaldragoon]

That just tells me that you at least have some people on your crew with common sense!

[ace_of_hearts]

Well, sure. Captains get it easy, you know. We get to be the reckless crazy ones and have smart crewmembers tell us when not to do stupid shit. That's part of why I was pretty skeptical when Pops asked me to join him.

[originaldragoon]

[Facepalming again.]

That is usually not how a leadership role works.

[meatthefuture]

Who cares about stuff like that, we're pirates. [pulls a big piece of meat out of his bulging pocket to chew on] You should join Ace anyway just because.

[originaldragoon]

I am not joining his crew.

[meatthefuture]

Why not? It's fun! Just don't let him stuff you in a barrel. It doesn't hurt but it makes you dizzy. [how to handle life with Ace 101]

[ace_of_hearts]

It's good training.

[SEE THIS DIABOLICAL GRIN? THIS IS NOT A MAN YOU SHOULD TRUST WITH SMALL CHILDREN WITH SOFT HEADS.]

[originaldragoon]

I am not interested in joining a crew.

And if he were ever to try to stuff me in a barrel he will be in for a world of pain.

[ace_of_hearts]

[.....]

[Ace innocently stuffs a barrel behind his back, leans on it... and sets it on fire. BURN ALL EVIDENCE AND ACT INNOCENT.]

[YOLO.]

[originaldragoon]

[Really Ace? That was pretty hard not to notice!]

[ace_of_hearts]

What?

[NOPE HE IS TOTES INNOCENT.]

[ace_of_hearts]

Would you really want it any other way?

[originaldragoon]

Yes, actually I would!

[ace_of_hearts]

You want to be bossed around by a firm hand?

Rose, that's weird.

[JUDGING YOU.]

[originaldragoon]

No, I would actually like to be alone.

[ace_of_hearts]

Oh. Yeah, well this falls back into the things we think we want, but probably aren't best for us.

I'm a loner type too sometimes. Believe it or not. But instead, you should come and enjoy adventures with me.

[OFFERS HER A HAND. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO TAKE IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.]

[originaldragoon]

I am not interested. Besides I told you that I was tired of adventures!

[ace_of_hearts]

I know, that's what makes it so sad! You've lost your zest for living! You're so trapped you can't even tell how sad that is!

[TO BE FAIR, ACE DOES LOOK LIKE HER PLIGHT IS CAUSING HIM REAL PHYSICAL PAIN.]

[originaldragoon]

I still don't see how any of it is your concern.

[Stubborn Rose is stubborn.]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Just slowly grins.]

Because I like you.

[originaldragoon]

You are even more insane than I thought....

You do not even know me!

[ace_of_hearts]

I know!

That's why I want to.

[Ace.... doesn't like most people he already knows. They are very very few and far between.]