On writing app for Carvaka + TestDrive at theWake + mun antics

[ace_of_hearts]

Really?

Really?

You're the one who gets too flustered to do anything like a normal person and yet you're trying to do an adult game, but you tell me to keep my pants on? And no, a cookie is not a good enough reason not to strip. I'll strip if I feel like it.

But you should definitely get Rose to come so I can jumpstart a crew again because she's awesome. And more bird people. And stop letting Zoro's stupid face scare people. And for fuck's sake, don't tell people I want to be a woman! I don't! I was trying to figure out a size proportion thing. Fuck.

Although now I am worried for all the big boobed ladies of all the worlds. This is why Thatch is extra sweet on them, isn't it? I knew there was a good reason. [Ace's err... "optimism?"]

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[originaldragoon]

I am not joining your crew.

[ace_of_hearts]

Rose.

Rose.

Rose.

[HE SAYS THIS WITH THE FIERY INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND SUNS, LIKE THE CONTINUOUS EVOLUTION OF ALL UNIVERSES IN ALL OF TIME AND EXISTENCE KNOWN AND UNKNOWN DEPEND ON THIS:]

Join my crew.

[originaldragoon]

Still no.

And I do not know what's worse. You insisting, or my mun laughing like a maniac about it. It never ends well for me when she does that.

[ace_of_hearts]

I'll make you Girl Scout cookies.

They're the best kind.

[originaldragoon]

You honestly think I can be bribed with cookies?

[ace_of_hearts]

Everyone has a breaking point with something.

[originaldragoon]

Mine is not that of a child with a sweet tooth.

[ace_of_hearts]

I'll take you ballroom dancing, and actually wear a shirt.

[Hey. Hey. He doesn't know about you, but for him this is a HUGE SACRIFICE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS OKAY.]

[He also puts it on the other end of child with a sweet tooth. Like too-serious people with their too-serious functions, and too-serious formalities, and way too-serious clothes, okay okay.]

[originaldragoon]

Do I look like the ballroom dancing type?

[ace_of_hearts]

Skydiving then. And you don't have to wear a shirt either.

[Rose tell him what you want. He can play this game forever.]

[originaldragoon]

I should go over there and slap you for that comment.

[ace_of_hearts]

I know, but then you'd still be coming here, right?

Come on Rose, there has to be SOMETHING you want to do! For fun! For freedom! Some unexpressed joy!

[meatthefuture]

Give her your meat.

[ace_of_hearts]

She already refused cookies. And anyway meat only works on you. And certain other [Hungry Gay thirsty] guys. [Shoves Luffy out. YOU CAN'T HAVE HER. HE SPOTTED HER FIRST.]

[meatthefuture]

Then give me your meat! Anyway, Ace, let's play again. I wanna go with you.

[ace_of_hearts]

To a sex game?

Luffy I don't know if you even know what your innuendo can mean yet.

[HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IF HE WANTS TO KNOW IF LUFFY KNOWS.]

[meatthefuture]

Oh it's that kind of game? [folds hands behind head and watches Ace] Why do you wanna go there? Did you accidentally scare Zoro with your boobs or something?

1/3

[ace_of_hearts]

[Sometimes he wonders why he misses you. At all.]

[AT ALL.]

[EVER.]

No.

2/3

[ace_of_hearts]

Who said it was even my choice?

[He wants to scare Luffy off though.]

3/3

[ace_of_hearts]

But I've got a friend there I don't want stuck without help.

[But not at the price of losing his badass confident competent big bro status okay okay.]

And the marine is laughably pathetic at this kind of thing. I took pity on him.

[originaldragoon]

No, not really.

[originaldragoon]

[Facepalming so much right now.]

That sounds so wrong....

[ace_of_hearts]

[POUT.]

That remains the saddest thing I've ever heard. And must be fixed. Immediately. Until you can enjoy living again. See? That is why you should join my crew.

[ace_of_hearts]

My baby brother ladies and gentlemen. [Ace is used to it.]

[Unfortunately?]

[originaldragoon]

I am still not joining your crew.