kind of spoilers? not really spoilers. maybe spoilers if people comment?

[grandmasweaters]

Why does nobody remember we have parents?

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[witch_thief]

Foul, disgusting, annoying. Shall I go on?

[grandmasweaters]

Do I know you or something? You seem kinda mean and I'm pretty sure we just met.

[witch_thief]

I only seem kinda mean? Dear me, I must not be trying hard enough. That, or you aren't intelligent enough to realize that such is my intent.

[grandmasweaters]

Seriously, have I ever met you before this?

[witch_thief]

No, you don't know me. If you did, you would have graciously taken the out I gave you. But you persisted, and thus, opened yourself for al lthat I have laid upon you.

Do run along now, or I shall have no other choice but to continue.

[grandmasweaters]

But you're the one who came here.

[witch_thief]

'Tis true, but I wander about whilst my muse is trying her best to get me into situations that I'd prefer not to be in, thus I've taken it upon myself to annoy others, as I'm oft to do.

[grandmasweaters]

You know I'm twelve, right?

[witch_thief]

Really? I had figured you for far less.

[grandmasweaters]

So you make a habit of making fun of little kids?

[witch_thief]

Oh, I do not limit myself to little kids. 'Tis something I do to all who need to be treated thusly.

threadjack sorry

[starry_forehead]

Hey, stop picking on my sister.

[witch_thief]

Oh, lovely. another little miscreant. 'Tis worse than any Blight, I'd almost suffer Alistair's presence.

Scurry along now. [Dismissive wave of her hand]

[starry_forehead]

[Just folding his arms. Insults to him, fine. Mabel...nope.]

This is her post, why don't you leave?

[witch_thief]

Because, as I so eloquently explained before, 'tis my business where I go and what I do. Pointing out certain... evils?... happens to be a pastime for me, and I rather enjoy it. 'Tis a shame that such things abound in great numbers, and I wish to rid others from irksome pests.

[starry_forehead]

Isn't "evils" a little extreme?

[grandmasweaters]

Oh, man. Dipper, can you imagine sticking her in a room with Gideon?

[starry_forehead]

......


Oh man that would be amazing.

[witch_thief]

Yes, they are. Hence, my desire to rid the world of them. [Seriously doubts the little miscreant will catch the insult there]

[starry_forehead]

Right. You do that.

[No he's pretty sure he's being insulted. He's just not really sure why. Adults are weird.]

Preferably without insulting my sister.

[witch_thief]

'Tis what I'm doing, nor is it directed solely to your sister.

[grandmasweaters]

And not at my brother, either.

[witch_thief]

Very well, I shan't insult your brother.

I shall insult the both of you at the same time. 'Tis that more to your liking?

[starry_forehead]

Yeah I kinda got the impression.

[Look people insult him all the time. He's more used to it.]

[witch_thief]

Really? Well, perhaps there is hope for you yet, then.