kind of spoilers? not really spoilers. maybe spoilers if people comment?

[grandmasweaters]

Why does nobody remember we have parents?

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[witch_thief]

I have a mother. I remember my mother. I remember that a close friend took care of my mother, and that I don't have to worry about her anymore.

[grandmasweaters]

Well, I was talking about me and my brother, but if somebody was taking care of your mother who was taking care of you?

[witch_thief]

I take care of me. And they weren't... no, never mind. I shan't go there, you have no idea what it is I was talking about, and it shall likely give you nightmares for the rest of your life. 'Tis not something I wish to be responsible for.

[grandmasweaters]

It's okay, I've seen a lot of horrible things so far! I should probably already always be having nightmares, but I got used to all the weird stuff fast!

[witch_thief]

'Tis not weird stuff. Tales of Flemeth would not just give you mightmares, but likely shatter your fragile mind. you are but a child, 'tis hardly believable that you have seen much that is truly horrible.

[grandmasweaters]

One time I saw Grunkle Stan with no shirt on. But no, believe me lady. My mind isn't fragile.

[witch_thief]

I've seen darkspawn eating their kills. Sometimes little children.

[grandmasweaters]

[She has to think about that.] Well... one time Gordy got eaten by the Summerween Trickster. And Old Man McGucket got eaten by a dinosaur too! They were okay, though. I don't think I've ever seen a darkspawn.

[witch_thief]

[Merely shakes head]

[grandmasweaters]

I am an expert in horrifying things.

[witch_thief]

You are an expert pain in the... backside.

[grandmasweaters]

I get that a lot! But people love me anyway!

[witch_thief]

Only because they can't turn you into a spider and step on you.

[grandmasweaters]

What? Psssh, no. I'm adorable!

[witch_thief]

'Tis not the word I would use to describe you.

[grandmasweaters]

Amazing? Gorgeous? Hilarious? Wonderful? There's a lot of them!

[thegoshdarn]

Do your parents remember you have parents?

[because Tim could sympathize with that.]

[witch_thief]

Foul, disgusting, annoying. Shall I go on?

[grandmasweaters]

I'm pretty sure? I mean we have school in September, and they need to pick us up from the bus stop.

[grandmasweaters]

Do I know you or something? You seem kinda mean and I'm pretty sure we just met.

[witch_thief]

I only seem kinda mean? Dear me, I must not be trying hard enough. That, or you aren't intelligent enough to realize that such is my intent.

[grandmasweaters]

Seriously, have I ever met you before this?

[thegoshdarn]

As long as no one forgets to bring you to the bus.

[witch_thief]

No, you don't know me. If you did, you would have graciously taken the out I gave you. But you persisted, and thus, opened yourself for al lthat I have laid upon you.

Do run along now, or I shall have no other choice but to continue.

[grandmasweaters]

Grunkle Stan can't forget about us! We're loud and obvious!