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[justitia]

-- judicialPotentia [JP] began pestering dearMun [DM]

JP: 4R3 YOU S4T1SF13D NOW?
JP: 1 C4N'T S4Y TH4T 1 4M PL34S3D TO B3 GO1NG 4NYWH3R3 W1TH MY ST4T3 OF 4FF41RS 4S TH3Y 4R3,
JP: BUT 1T 1S R34D1LY 4PP4R3NT TH4T 1 H4V3 NO CHO1C3.
JP: 1F YOU PL4N TO W4ST3 YOUR T1M3 H3R3, YOU SHOULD CONS1D3R DO1NG SOM3TH1NG 4T L34ST M4RG1N4LLY MOR3 PRODUCT1V3.
JP: SUCH 4S S3ND1NG MOR3 COOP3R4T1V3 CONSORTS?
JP: S1MPL3-M1ND3D L1Z4RDS DO NOT M4K3 FOR 3NR4PTUR1NG CONV3RS4T1ON4L1STS.
JP: 1 R34LLY DON'T C4R3 HOW CUT3 YOU TH1NK TH3Y 4R3.

Comments

[tinfoil_angel]

Ah hello there. You look familiar.

[He pauses]

My mundane is saying I met you descendant.

[justitia]

MY D3SC3ND4NT?
FUNNY, 1 DON'T R3C4LL B31NG 4CQU41NT3D W1TH 4NYON3 L1K3 TH4T.

WHO WOULD YOU B3?

[tinfoil_angel]

My name is Karl, and yours?

[justitia]

N3OPHYT3 R3DGL4R3.
4 PL34SUR3.

SO, HOW DO YOU KNOW TH1S "D3SC3ND4NT" OF M1N3?

[tinfoil_angel]

I met her in the same way I just met you.

We had an interesting conversation about her ability to get different tastes from objects based on their color. Which I still don't really understand but I believe her.

Then I offered her a box of cherries since she seemed to enjoy red things above everything else.

[justitia]

1NT3R3ST1NG.
TH4T DO3S SOUND UNUSU4LLY F4M1L14R, CONS1D3R1NG HOW UN1QU3 TH4T 4B1L1TY 1S.

[tinfoil_angel]

Speaking of, would you like some strawberries or cherries? I keep some with me pretty often given how many people I meet here including someone who hadn't had fruit in years.

[dorkytracksuit]

Wiith your state of affaiirs as the are? At least they sound better than miine.

[justitia]

1 N3V3R S41D TH3Y W3R3 4 POOR ST4T3 OF 4FF41RS, S1MPLY 4 BUSY ST4T3.

1S TH1S TH3 PL4C3 WH3R3 1 4SK HOW T3RR1BL3 YOUR D4Y W4S?
YOU S33M TO B3 1MPLY1NG 1T, SO YOU M1GHT 4S W3LL 3XPL41N.

[dorkytracksuit]

♊ never assumed that they were poor. Far from iit siince you're so hesiitant to be pulled away.

♊ really doubt you'd want to hear more about my day.

[justitia]

1 R34LLY DOUBT YOU'D KNOW WH4T 1'M TH1NK1NG.
GO 4H34D.
3L4BOR4T3.

[dorkytracksuit]

No biig ♊ guess. Just been busy haviing the energy liiterally riipped from my body for other's ψants and desiires.

[justitia]

SOUNDS PL34S4NT.
WH4T D1D YOU DO TO D3S3RV3 TH4T?

[spokethetruth]

There will be more than enough other players to contend with by this time this is over, I think.
Safe to say, you won't be lonely for long.

[justitia]

LON3L1N3SS 1S NOT 3X4CTLY TH3 1SSU3 H3R3.


YOU'V3 CHOS3N 4 P3CUL14R HU3 FOR YOUR WORDS.
W4S TH4T 1NT3NT1ON4L?

[spokethetruth]

Far be it from me to deny our cultural traditions.

[justitia]

TH1S SH4D3 1S 4NYTH1NG BUT TR4D1T1ON4L.

[spokethetruth]

So they keep telling me.

They call me the Signless.
What's your name?

[justitia]

YOU E1TH3R H4V3 4 POOR S3NS3 OF HUMOR OR 4 POOR W1LL TO L1V3.
OTH3R TROLLS H4V3 B33N PUT TO TH3 G4LLOWS FOR L3SS TH4N TH1S.

[8lithe]

Are you ever pleased to 8e anywhere, when it does not directly involve your 8eloved court8lock 8eing 8eneath your feet, Redglare?
8ut if you do not wish to 8e where your hornless manipul8or desires to dispose of you, I'm quite certain I can offer plenty of hum8le alternatives.

[justitia]

CONS1D3R M3 SURPR1S3D TH4T TH3 WORD "HUMBL3" 3X1STS 1N YOUR VOC4BUL4RY 4T 4LL.
SM4LL M1R4CL3S, 1 GU3SS.

TH4T B31NG S41D, T4K1NG SUGG3ST1ONS FROM P1R4T3S DO3SN'T 4PP34R TO B3 ON MY 4G3ND4 TOD4Y.
B3TT3R LUCK TOMORROW, M4RQU1S3.

[8lithe]

My dear, if we do not evoke such things from one another at this primordial stage, then we are truly in trou8le! Do not make it sound as if registering surprise is such a chore. And there are plenty of words in my voca8ulary that will inspire nothing short of 8ewilderment in you; I sincerely hope you will have the patience to hear them all out.
And while I am certain you are a very 8usy woman -- especially for a mere neophyte! -- I am glad to hear that there will 8e a tomorrow for us.

[justitia]

TWO TOMORROWS TO B3 3X4CT, OR SO TH3 NOT1C3 OF YOUR TR14L H4S 1NFORM3D M3.
1 HOP3 YOU W3R3N'T 3XP3CT1NG MOR3 TH4N TH4T.

[8lithe]

I might well not have expected more, 8ut that is not to say that I did not hope. 8ut you ought understand that it is neither here nor there, 8ecause I am hardly 8ound, a8out to 8e 8erated 8efore the masses that you allow to flood your precious court8lock, am I? You must adapt, Redglare! We are somewhere else entirely, and you can only 8enefit from leaving your childish preoccup8tion with justice 8ehind.

[justitia]

YOU 4PP4R3NTLY FORG3T TH4T JUST1C3 1S 4 UN1V3RS4L CONST4NT, M4RQU1S3.
4 CH4NG3 1N SC3N3RY DO3S NOT CH4NG3 TH3 C1RCUMST4NC3S, HOW3V3R YOU M1GHT PL34D OTH3RW1S3.