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[justitia]

-- judicialPotentia [JP] began pestering dearMun [DM]

JP: 4R3 YOU S4T1SF13D NOW?
JP: 1 C4N'T S4Y TH4T 1 4M PL34S3D TO B3 GO1NG 4NYWH3R3 W1TH MY ST4T3 OF 4FF41RS 4S TH3Y 4R3,
JP: BUT 1T 1S R34D1LY 4PP4R3NT TH4T 1 H4V3 NO CHO1C3.
JP: 1F YOU PL4N TO W4ST3 YOUR T1M3 H3R3, YOU SHOULD CONS1D3R DO1NG SOM3TH1NG 4T L34ST M4RG1N4LLY MOR3 PRODUCT1V3.
JP: SUCH 4S S3ND1NG MOR3 COOP3R4T1V3 CONSORTS?
JP: S1MPL3-M1ND3D L1Z4RDS DO NOT M4K3 FOR 3NR4PTUR1NG CONV3RS4T1ON4L1STS.
JP: 1 R34LLY DON'T C4R3 HOW CUT3 YOU TH1NK TH3Y 4R3.

Comments

[justitia]

TH4T WOULD D3P3ND ON YOUR P3RSP3CT1V3, WOULDN'T 1T?
1 DON'T CL41M TO KNOW WH4T YOU WOULD F1ND 1NT3R3ST1NG.

[spokethetruth]

Heh. Fair enough.
What do *you* find interesting, then?

[justitia]

PUN1SH1NG TH3 GU1LTY 4ND CORRUPT, MOSTLY.

[spokethetruth]

Would you believe me if I said I was neither?

[justitia]

1MPLY1NG TH4T YOU TH1NK 1 WOULDN'T 1S NOT 4 STRONG VOT3 1N YOUR F4VOR.

[spokethetruth]

It sounded like you had your doubts.

[justitia]

1 N3V3R H4V3 DOUBTS.
H3S1T4T1ON 1S NOT P4RT OF MY JOB D3SCRIPT1ON.

[spokethetruth]

Does that mean I'm in the clear?

[justitia]

NOT 4T 4LL.

[spokethetruth]

So then I'm in trouble?

[justitia]

TH4T 1S WH4T 1'M 1MPLY1NG, 1SN'T 1T?

[spokethetruth]

I should hope so!
Otherwise that sounds a lot like doubt.

[justitia]

WHY 4R3 YOU SO CONC3RN3D W1TH MY NON3X1ST3NT DOUBTS?

[spokethetruth]

Maybe I find you interesting.

[justitia]

WHY?

[spokethetruth]

Why not?

[justitia]

H4V3 W3 NOT B33N HOLD1NG TH3 S4M3 CONV3RS4T1ON?

YOU B31NG YOU SHOULD B3 3NOUGH OF 4 R34SON TO ST4Y 4S F4R 4S POSS1BL3 FROM SOM3ON3 OF MY ST4TUS.
SO, WHY 4R3N'T YOU?

[spokethetruth]

Well if I'd made a practice of that, I don't think I would have accomplished much at all.

[justitia]

4ND WH4T 3X4CTLY 4R3 YOU HOP1NG TO 4CCOMPL1SH H3R3?

[spokethetruth]

I think it would be a terrible thing for someone to be judged based on their color, Neophyte Redglare.

[justitia]

4R3 YOU D3C1D1NG TH3 CR3D3NT14LS FOR JUDGM3NT NOW?

[spokethetruth]

I reserve the right to decide my own credentials, yes.

[justitia]

SHOULD 1 3V3N 4SK WH4T YOUR CR3D3NT14LS 4R3?

[spokethetruth]

If you'd actually like to hear them.

[justitia]

1'D L1K3 TO H34R WHY YOU 4R3 4TT3MPT1NG TO 1MP3RSON4T3 SOM3ON3 WHO H4S B33N D34D FOR C3NTUR13S.