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[justitia]

-- judicialPotentia [JP] began pestering dearMun [DM]

JP: 4R3 YOU S4T1SF13D NOW?
JP: 1 C4N'T S4Y TH4T 1 4M PL34S3D TO B3 GO1NG 4NYWH3R3 W1TH MY ST4T3 OF 4FF41RS 4S TH3Y 4R3,
JP: BUT 1T 1S R34D1LY 4PP4R3NT TH4T 1 H4V3 NO CHO1C3.
JP: 1F YOU PL4N TO W4ST3 YOUR T1M3 H3R3, YOU SHOULD CONS1D3R DO1NG SOM3TH1NG 4T L34ST M4RG1N4LLY MOR3 PRODUCT1V3.
JP: SUCH 4S S3ND1NG MOR3 COOP3R4T1V3 CONSORTS?
JP: S1MPL3-M1ND3D L1Z4RDS DO NOT M4K3 FOR 3NR4PTUR1NG CONV3RS4T1ON4L1STS.
JP: 1 R34LLY DON'T C4R3 HOW CUT3 YOU TH1NK TH3Y 4R3.

Comments

[dorkytracksuit]

♊ doubt you would be hard pressed to fiind a criime worse than miine. There are many thiings worse than attemptiing to make one'2 liife worth liiviing.

[justitia]

TH4T WOULD D3P3ND ON YOUR D3F1N1T1ON OF WORTH, 4ND HOW YOU W3R3 PL4NN1NG TO 4CH13V3 1T.
F33L FR33 TO CONT1NU3 D4NC1NG V4GU3LY 4ROUND TH3 TOP1C.
1 4M 3NJOY1NG TH1S GU3SS1NG G4M3.

[dorkytracksuit]

♊'m not danciing, ♊ was always rather poor at that unfortunately, but iit iis a diifiicult topiic to broach.

♊magiine for a second a world wiith a speciies as powerful as our own, but one who's strength lay iin kiindness. A place where worth iis determiined by more than just mere blood. What iif ♊ were to tell you this place was once named Alterniia?

[justitia]

1 WOULD S4Y TH4T YOU 4PP34R TO H4V3 3NOUGH PROBL3MS W1THOUT COMPOUND1NG TH3M W1TH F41RYT4L3S.
NO ON3 T4LKS L1K3 TH4T 4NYMOR3, NOT 1F TH3Y W1SH TO K33P TH31R H34D.

[dorkytracksuit]

So then ♊ see you are begiinniing to understand the severiity of my criimes.

[justitia]

FOR SPOUT1NG TH1S NONS3NS3, 1 4SSUM3?
TH3N, WHY W3R3N'T YOU S1MPLY K1LL3D OUTR1GHT?

[dorkytracksuit]

♊ suppose that iin our culture a troll wiith an iidea iis more dangerous than any act. A criime who's puniishment iis liife. The puniishment iis almost as backwards as the supposed criime, iisn't iit?

[justitia]

HOW 1S L1F3 4 PUN1SHM3NT?

[dorkytracksuit]

♊ suppose liife iis an overstatement. Beiing a Helmsman iisn't really a liife. Though really when ♊ thiink about iit neiither iis beiing a troll.

[justitia]

4 H3LMSM4N.

WHO 4R3 YOU?

[dorkytracksuit]

The Battleshiip Condesce
And who are you?

[justitia]

TH4T'S NOT FUNNY.

[dorkytracksuit]

No, iit really iisn't, but iif you can't laugh at yourself what can you laugh at. You stiill haven't introduced yourself Teal Blood.

[justitia]

N31TH3R H4V3 YOU.
FOR SOM3 R34SON, 1 H4V3 MY R3S3RV4T1ONS TH4T 1 4M T4LK1NG TO 4 B4TTL3SH1P.

[dorkytracksuit]

Some call me The Ψiioniic.

[justitia]

TH4T 1S 3QU4LLY 1MPOSS1BL3.

[dorkytracksuit]

♊f you say so. Far be iit from me to questiion one so hiigh on the blood chaiin.

[justitia]

YOU K33P S4Y1NG TH4T, BUT 1 H4V3 TH1S F33L1NG TH4T YOU DON'T M34N 1T.
1 WOND3R WHY.

[dorkytracksuit]

♊ wouldn't dare speculate as to the oriigiin of any of your feeliings. Surely the complexiity of your thought2 are beyond my understandiing, beiing but a siimple mustard-blood.

[justitia]

SO S4YS TH3 TROLL WHO W4S COMPL41N1NG TH4T 4 T34LBLOOD WOULDN'T UND3RST4ND H1M.
YOUR DOUBL3 ST4ND4RD 1S 1MPR3SS1V3.

[dorkytracksuit]

Ehehe, double standard.
♊'m sorry, you couldn't possible know how funny that iis.

[justitia]

1 C4N H4Z4RD 4 GU3SS.
1T 1SN'T V3RY D1FF1CULT.

[dorkytracksuit]

♊t iisn't?

[justitia]

D3F11N11T3LY NOT.

[dorkytracksuit]

Cut3.