It's somebody's birthday

[scary_music]

Mun-chan! Mun-chan! You remembered Ibuki's birthday! But isn't it a little late for you? Such a night owl!

Ooh, though, isn't it too bad Ibuki can't celebrate her birthday at the Bastion? That's so sad! Where can Ibuki celebrate it? Oh, I know! She can celebrate it here, right? Right! YAHOO~!

Oooh, you have Thanksgiving on Ibuki's birthday? What's that? Ibuki has no clue! Oh, Ibuki knows!

THANKS for GIVING Ibuki a birthday party! No? No, that's not it? Ooh, turkey! So much turkey! We have a holiday like that! On the 25th of December, we have Kentucky Fried Chicken! ... It's not the same? But turkey tastes like chicken, doesn't it? No?

Ibuki hopes she gets lots of her friends at the Bastion for her birthday! That would make Ibuki so happy! Uwah... but they don't do applications today, do they? Oh well! It can be a delayed birthday present then!

[... for general birthday shenanigans assume party hats, balloons, games, cake, whatevers... and especially a karaoke machine.]

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Meanwhile I'm tagging on my cell at work

[scary_music]

[Ibuki just laughs happily as she takes Gundam's pinky with her own, giving it a firm shake]

It's done, it's done! The pinky swear! If Gundam-chan breaks it, then something happens! Ibuki forgets what!

But Ibuki's not afraid, she knows Gundam-chan won't break it!!

BUT HOW DOES TYPING

[sthampede]

[Breaking his pinky, he's pretty sure? Or is it swallowing a thousand needles? Either way, he nods, looking grim]

I will be certain not to disappoint.

with a touchscreen keyboard thing, it's so slow and cumbersome tho ;.;

[scary_music]

Good, good! Ibuki's not worried!

Hey, hey, let's play a game now, Gundam-chan! How about karaoke?

M A D N E S S

[sthampede]

No. No karaoke.

SPARTA-... or something

[scary_music]

Huh? What?

Really? What's wrong with karaoke? Ibuki doesn't understand! Is Gundam embarrassed to sing karaoke? But it's really fun! Come on, come on! We'll do a duet!

saw that coming

[sthampede]

No.

[He. Sounds very definite. Sorry? Sorry.]

[scary_music]

[Sadly, if Gundam is worried about some death metal... it'd likely not be death metal but actually something that most people could stand]

Gundam-chan, don't be a party pooper! It's Ibuki's birthday!

[sthampede]

i am not denying your right to party; I merely object to your choice of celebration.

[This makes somehow. Not really.]

[scary_music]

Objection overruled!

[She hits the random button on the karaoke machine, before handing one of the microphones to Gundam]

Sing, Gundam-chan! With all of your strength!!!!!!!

[And... this cute song starts to play. And Ibuki actually sings it properly, not trying to death metal it up]

[sthampede]

[... WHAT. UM. WHAT???? Okay, just. Going to hold onto the microphone awkwardly, looking very much as though he'd rather be anywhere else other than here.

Can. Can he sneak off in some random direction without being detected or is she going to drag him back.]

[scary_music]

[No you can't sneak off. Ibuki knows the lyrics already, she doesn't even need to watch the screen]

[So, yeah, no, you can't sneak off, Gundam]

[sthampede]

[totally trying to anyway JUST TRY AND STOP HIM or grab his scarf or something, that would probably work]

[scary_music]

Gundam-chan!

[Pull on the scarf? No, she's tackling onto him-being careful not to disturb the hamsters as much as possible through such an action]

[sthampede]

[WHY IS BEING TACKLED?!??!??!??? Down he goes, sort of, hamsters most definitely not being jostled too much as Ibuki catches him. As keen as he may be to get away, he is perfectly willing to sacrifice any and all dignity if it means preventing the Four Dark Devas of Destruction from coming to harm, so.]

What grievance do you claim, banshee?!

[Yes. He is obviously the wronged party. Somehow.]

[scary_music]

Sing! Ibuki demands it!

[She shoves the microphone into Gundam's face]

i need. more icons.

[sthampede]

I will do no such thing!

all the icons

[scary_music]

Sing! Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing-!!!

[And each time she's saying sing, she's poking Gundam's face with her index finger]

screams a lot

[sthampede]

I will not!

kyaaaaaaaaaaaa

[scary_music]

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

BUT ASLKJGFKJD DON'T LOOK AT ME shut up D: i am not an icon whore really except that i am

[sthampede]

[NOPE NOT EVEN making a break for it once again. HE WILL ESCAPE AND YOU CANNOT STOP HIM. MAYBE.]

it's ok I am too kind of

[scary_music]

WHY WON'T YOU SIIIIIIIIING?!

[clinging on as he tries to flee]

pshhhhh

[sthampede]

I refuse to sing, Mioda!

[How has this not filtered through her thick skull yet? Does he need to say it louder?!]

[scary_music]

Ahhh... come on, just one song! Ibuki wants to hear you sing! What's wrong with singing?

[sthampede]

Everything.

[It's a totally legit answer somehow maybe.]

[scary_music]

Everything?!!?!?

How is everything wrong with it?!!??