It's somebody's birthday

[scary_music]

Mun-chan! Mun-chan! You remembered Ibuki's birthday! But isn't it a little late for you? Such a night owl!

Ooh, though, isn't it too bad Ibuki can't celebrate her birthday at the Bastion? That's so sad! Where can Ibuki celebrate it? Oh, I know! She can celebrate it here, right? Right! YAHOO~!

Oooh, you have Thanksgiving on Ibuki's birthday? What's that? Ibuki has no clue! Oh, Ibuki knows!

THANKS for GIVING Ibuki a birthday party! No? No, that's not it? Ooh, turkey! So much turkey! We have a holiday like that! On the 25th of December, we have Kentucky Fried Chicken! ... It's not the same? But turkey tastes like chicken, doesn't it? No?

Ibuki hopes she gets lots of her friends at the Bastion for her birthday! That would make Ibuki so happy! Uwah... but they don't do applications today, do they? Oh well! It can be a delayed birthday present then!

[... for general birthday shenanigans assume party hats, balloons, games, cake, whatevers... and especially a karaoke machine.]

Comments

[sthampede]

[WHY IS BEING TACKLED?!??!??!??? Down he goes, sort of, hamsters most definitely not being jostled too much as Ibuki catches him. As keen as he may be to get away, he is perfectly willing to sacrifice any and all dignity if it means preventing the Four Dark Devas of Destruction from coming to harm, so.]

What grievance do you claim, banshee?!

[Yes. He is obviously the wronged party. Somehow.]

[scary_music]

Sing! Ibuki demands it!

[She shoves the microphone into Gundam's face]

i need. more icons.

[sthampede]

I will do no such thing!

all the icons

[scary_music]

Sing! Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing-!!!

[And each time she's saying sing, she's poking Gundam's face with her index finger]

screams a lot

[sthampede]

I will not!

kyaaaaaaaaaaaa

[scary_music]

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

BUT ASLKJGFKJD DON'T LOOK AT ME shut up D: i am not an icon whore really except that i am

[sthampede]

[NOPE NOT EVEN making a break for it once again. HE WILL ESCAPE AND YOU CANNOT STOP HIM. MAYBE.]

it's ok I am too kind of

[scary_music]

WHY WON'T YOU SIIIIIIIIING?!

[clinging on as he tries to flee]

pshhhhh

[sthampede]

I refuse to sing, Mioda!

[How has this not filtered through her thick skull yet? Does he need to say it louder?!]

[scary_music]

Ahhh... come on, just one song! Ibuki wants to hear you sing! What's wrong with singing?

[sthampede]

Everything.

[It's a totally legit answer somehow maybe.]

[scary_music]

Everything?!!?!?

How is everything wrong with it?!!??

[sthampede]

It is a matter of principle. A Super High School Level Light Music Club Member could not possibly understand.

[scary_music]

This and that have nothing to do with each other! It's karaoke, anybody can do karaoke!

Gundam-chan... are you shy?

totally was not recovering from a massive hangover yesterday

[sthampede]

... What a ridiculous assumption!

[He laughs. There is nothing forced-sounding about it at all.]

To think that I, Gundam Tanaka, could possibly want for self-confidence! Truly, yours is a sad lot if you can fall for such tales!

*throws aspirin at*

[scary_music]

If that's true, then Supreme Overlord of Ice-chan can handle a little song, right? Right?

[She says that while poking him a few more times]

ty ;;

[sthampede]

My confidence and my willingness to sing bear no relation to one another. Let it go, Mioda, and if you value the use of your hands, cease prodding me.

[scary_music]

Oooh, Gundam-chan is a party pooper...

... What if Ibuki lets you pick the song? Would it be okay then? Would it?

[sthampede]

No.

[And he's just. Going to try to extract himself from her immediate vicinity again, busying himself with checking on his hamsters as an added excuse to not let her touch him again. Seriously, there has been way too much of the touching.]

[scary_music]

Ahhh...

[Sorry still holding on]

... Then, what about a game instead, Gundam-chan? That should be fine, right? Right?

[sthampede]

[H-how is he supposed to get a girl to stop touching him and why does he have this problem in the first place? Is this normal!?]

That... would depend on the game.

[scary_music]

Let's see, let's see...

What about twister?

[sthampede]

[did she just]

No.

[scary_music]

No? No? What about truth or dare? How about that?

[sthampede]

[He hesitates, then—]

No.