It's somebody's birthday

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Mun-chan! Mun-chan! You remembered Ibuki's birthday! But isn't it a little late for you? Such a night owl!

Ooh, though, isn't it too bad Ibuki can't celebrate her birthday at the Bastion? That's so sad! Where can Ibuki celebrate it? Oh, I know! She can celebrate it here, right? Right! YAHOO~!

Oooh, you have Thanksgiving on Ibuki's birthday? What's that? Ibuki has no clue! Oh, Ibuki knows!

THANKS for GIVING Ibuki a birthday party! No? No, that's not it? Ooh, turkey! So much turkey! We have a holiday like that! On the 25th of December, we have Kentucky Fried Chicken! ... It's not the same? But turkey tastes like chicken, doesn't it? No?

Ibuki hopes she gets lots of her friends at the Bastion for her birthday! That would make Ibuki so happy! Uwah... but they don't do applications today, do they? Oh well! It can be a delayed birthday present then!

[... for general birthday shenanigans assume party hats, balloons, games, cake, whatevers... and especially a karaoke machine.]

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Gundam no baka!

[scary_music]

[Sorry Gundam, when did Ibuki respond well to your threats? Yeah, never]

GUNDAM-CHAAAN! STOP THREATENING THE BIRTHDAY GIRL!! HER HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER OF FEELS ANYMORE!!

Oooh, Ibuki's life has become a bad soap opera now! She needs all the cake!!

[She goes over to the cake, bracing herself against the table and... Well, if Gundam does nothing, she's going to slam her face into the rest of the cake]

haven't heard that one in a while. also, NOPE.

[sthampede]

[It's a far more extreme reaction than he had been expecting, but he's had enough; he takes the opening for what it is, slipping out of her grasp and putting a safe distance between them. So intent is he upon getting away that he doesn't quite realize what she's doing until it's too late, and with dawning horror, he watches as Ibuki faceplants into her cake.]

Mioda!

Haha I swear I don't normally play her so clingy

[scary_music]

[sorry, were you expecting a response this time? Ibuki is just laying half-draped across the table, face in the cake and not moving. It's hard to tell what she's doing]

i'm cool as long as she doesn't start hitting him with a mallet

[sthampede]

[... Is she dead? Had the poison caught up with her after all?!

Gundam shifts uneasily but doesn't move closer, warier now than ever. For all he knows, she could be waiting for him to drop his guard... or genuinely need some form of assistance. Considering her last statement, however...

Eyes narrowing, he takes a step or two to the side, seeking a better angle from which to view her mouth. Is she just eating her way through the cake now?]

curses, foiled

[scary_music]

[her face is completely buried into the cake, there's no seeing what her mouth is doing]

[... spoilers, yes, she is eating cake]

[sthampede]

[... Right, then.]

Very well. When you have risen from the grave once more, I will welcome your wrath with [shit don't say open arms] gusto. Until then, I depart!

[Annnnd trying to make a stealthy retreat now, a few low words to the Four Dark Devas of Destruction instructing them to watch his back. She will not surprise him again.]

[scary_music]

[Don't worry Gundam, you get to leave this time. Ibuki will just eat her comfort food without you]

[sthampede]

[also this is your fault]

[scary_music]

[Yessssssssssssssssshh it's the best thing ever, I'm so happy hahaha]

[... d-do you have a plurk or aim or anything << >> (sadly I leave for work soon but-]

[sthampede]

[MAYBE please ignore the overabundance of black cats]

[scary_music]

[Kitttieeeeeess I love kitties XD]