We seem to be having difficulty understanding one another.

[they_took_my_boot]

Now see here, I am not some toy to be bandied about at your leisure-

No thank you, no tea just now.

As I was saying, I am a serious lady and I intend to be taken seriously.

No, really no tea.

Please I am trying to illustrate my point here and your continued interruptions are not helping. Now, where was I?

Oh yes! I must insist you give up on these foolish ideas and put me back where I belong! At once!

Thank you.

Comments

[shadowswag]

You know screeching at your mundane is about as useful as bashing your skull against a brick wall right?

Only thing that'll be smashed is... Well, I guess you can figure that one out on your own.

[they_took_my_boot]

I would hardly call a reasonable discussion, 'screeching.' The idea of bashing my head against a brick wall is unthinkable.

I am so sorry...

[shadowswag]

You're complaining. It qualifies as screeching, lady.

And that's a god damned stupid phrase- I just thought of it, so I don't think it should be that much of a stretch for you either.

No worries! It's all good fun!

[they_took_my_boot]

I was trying to make a point, in a clam and rational manner.

Really you are the one being vulgar, is that necessary?

That it is! But still! ;w; Sorry about his hideousness.

[shadowswag]

My suggestion to you is this; take what your mundane is offering you and pray to your deity of choice that it's something stronger than tea. "Calm" and "rational" are really not part of mundane dictionaries.

And seriously, give me a fucking break here. I'm being nice and behaving compared to normal- Feel lucky.

[cursedtosleep]

Where is it you belong?

[they_took_my_boot]

With my father, in England or exploring, perhaps Africa.

[cursedtosleep]

How exciting! I've never heard of such places.

[they_took_my_boot]

Really? Oh, England is just splendid, and Africa..well it's every mystery waiting to be discovered that there is! Daddy thinks we can unravel all they secrets of the greater apes by going there. It will be fascinating!

[cursedtosleep]

Apes?

[cheese_for_everyone]

But foolish ideas are the cornerstone of civilization!

[they_took_my_boot]

Is that it? Silly me I always believed it was respect and common goals for peace, health and liberty.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Liberty doesn't make a civilization darlin'. That's a recent invention, not a bad one though.

Foolish ideas are what make life interesting and fun

[they_took_my_boot]

I have seen a good many foolish ideas that only made people look all the more foolish!

I do see what you mean though, I suppose it depends on ones definition of civilization. It's been theorized that it can be tracked back quite some years.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Those are some of the best ideas!

My belief is when any group invents cheese, then they are a civilization. At least a civilization worth investing a little time in.

[ten_chocolate_sundaes]

You Europeans and your tea. You're starting to remind me of someone.

Except he'd probably be taken seriously by now.

[they_took_my_boot]

I do enjoy a good cup of tea, it's a standard and central part of the day, tea time.

Are you implying I'm not being taken seriously, and if so, by whom?

[ten_chocolate_sundaes]

Well, by me, for one, but that's no surprise: I find taking humans seriously to be incredibly difficult, period.

[they_took_my_boot]

I see, so you are also not human then. Odd how many people look human but aren't.

[ten_chocolate_sundaes]

Hmm? Oh, this? Oh, this is just so you feel comfortable. I'm Q, you see.

[tree_puncher]

From what I understand, this is mostly a one way street... And odds are unless your able to stop the Mun from wanting to do like anything, even Dear Mun. That's like the only way back. I think...

[By the way enjoy talking to a 1.7 meters tall Block man... Cause that's what Steve? is.]

[they_took_my_boot]

Oh, dear well you see that is precisely the sort of thing I was worried about when I --

Dear lord! [and she backs up to stare, do forgive her but she's never seen a block man before]

You are quite...squarish.

[tree_puncher]

...yes... Just like everything from The Realm of Minecraft is, blocky, compared to other weird muse-mobs.

[they_took_my_boot]

[ok she has no idea what you just said, but she'll nod eagerly and sketch you...which takes only a few seconds]

So where you come form everyone and everything is shaped as you are?

[tree_puncher]

Yes, but I'm the only Mob, such as myself.

[Despite his smile, Steve?'s tone of voice seems to say that he's not all that happy with you.

Oh yeah, little FYI; the block man's name is floating above his head in white text.]