We seem to be having difficulty understanding one another.

[they_took_my_boot]

Now see here, I am not some toy to be bandied about at your leisure-

No thank you, no tea just now.

As I was saying, I am a serious lady and I intend to be taken seriously.

No, really no tea.

Please I am trying to illustrate my point here and your continued interruptions are not helping. Now, where was I?

Oh yes! I must insist you give up on these foolish ideas and put me back where I belong! At once!

Thank you.

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[they_took_my_boot]

Oh, are they not interested in nature? Still it must be lovely to have family looking after you.

[cursedtosleep]

No, my aunts are named Flora and Fauna. My third aunt is Aunt Merryweather.

[they_took_my_boot]

Oh, my word. Extraordinary, lovely names for them then.

[cursedtosleep]

There wonderful. And I am Princess Aurora.

[they_took_my_boot]

A Princess? Oh, forgive my manners, ma'am. I'm Jane Porter, it is a pleasure.

[cursedtosleep]

Oh please don't worry. I'm happy to meet you, Jane.

[they_took_my_boot]

Likewise, forgive me I'm not entirely sure how to address you now.

[cursedtosleep]

You can just call me Aurora.

[they_took_my_boot]

Aurora it is then, and please do call me Jane.

[cursedtosleep]

I'm glad to meet you, Jane.

[they_took_my_boot]

And it my pleasure to meet you Aurora. So nice to have a polite discussion.

[cursedtosleep]

Have you not had one in quite some time?