We seem to be having difficulty understanding one another.

[they_took_my_boot]

Now see here, I am not some toy to be bandied about at your leisure-

No thank you, no tea just now.

As I was saying, I am a serious lady and I intend to be taken seriously.

No, really no tea.

Please I am trying to illustrate my point here and your continued interruptions are not helping. Now, where was I?

Oh yes! I must insist you give up on these foolish ideas and put me back where I belong! At once!

Thank you.

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[they_took_my_boot]

I had assumed it would be rather rude to do so. I've recently met a lovely gentleman with gold glowing eyes. But I left it to him to mention it.

Now that you've brought it up however, are you blind or is this another astonishing trait I am unaware of?

[cheese_for_everyone]

I can see perfectly fine. Lovely hat by the way.

If I told you the truth though I have a feelin' you wouldn't believe me.

[they_took_my_boot]

Do you really? Thank you! I saw it in this lovely little haberdashery and simply had to have it.

I'd be fascinated to hear, if it isn't too much trouble.

[cheese_for_everyone]

I'm a god. The mad god Sheogorath to be exact.

[they_took_my_boot]

A...god.

An insane god.

Well, this is a new experience. I've never met a god before, are they all dairy inclined? Or is that particular to you?

[cheese_for_everyone]

That's mostly just me.

[they_took_my_boot]

Interesting to know. Aside from a devotion to cheese, what else does an insane god do?

[cheese_for_everyone]

Rule a land of his own creation, make other people insane, drink tea and eat sweet rolls.

[they_took_my_boot]

Sounds as though you have a full day. Do you encourage or inspire the creation of cheese, or prefer to let it come about naturally?

[cheese_for_everyone]

I just let it come about naturally. I didn't know about it until people created it after all.

I did however invent music.

[they_took_my_boot]

Oh! I enjoy music very much! What types did you create?

[cheese_for_everyone]

Lutes, flutes, and drums.