couldn't resist. update talk.

[syncopator]

old mcdonald had a farm
e i e i o
and he bought that farm with two demon doggy swords to the gut
e i e i o

i mean lets be honest
as much as i bitched about wanting to avoid this exact thing
it was probably always going to happen
and isnt this how it works in every shitty movie about some heroic dude
his wife or his buddy or his dog dies or something
and thats what inspires him to go out and murder everyone
or in our case save a bunch of universes or something
we all know whose job that is
it was never going to be mine
im the sidekick
here for laughs and to tug at your heartstrings with his sad and noble sacrifice
who gets double stabbed by some dogs with wings and dies on top of his best friends corpse

man
this is pretty bullshit actually
but to be meta for a second here
will this even stick??
who the fuck knows anymore
shit got too real for me to handle
strider out

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[lethechained]

-- What, really?

[She doesn't seem at all reluctant about the smile blossoming on her lips, even if it is a little small and a little shy and a little cautious, nor the breath of a laugh that's surprised from her chest and lifts her shoulders on the way. Just keep on being a loser, Dave, she'll bring all the sweetness herself.]

I was expecting that to be a lot harder...!