couldn't resist. update talk.

[syncopator]

old mcdonald had a farm
e i e i o
and he bought that farm with two demon doggy swords to the gut
e i e i o

i mean lets be honest
as much as i bitched about wanting to avoid this exact thing
it was probably always going to happen
and isnt this how it works in every shitty movie about some heroic dude
his wife or his buddy or his dog dies or something
and thats what inspires him to go out and murder everyone
or in our case save a bunch of universes or something
we all know whose job that is
it was never going to be mine
im the sidekick
here for laughs and to tug at your heartstrings with his sad and noble sacrifice
who gets double stabbed by some dogs with wings and dies on top of his best friends corpse

man
this is pretty bullshit actually
but to be meta for a second here
will this even stick??
who the fuck knows anymore
shit got too real for me to handle
strider out

Comments

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

i dunno
dude goes out of his way to save his friend
despite the fact their friend was brainwashed into evil
still gonna believe in that power of friendship and go save em
sounds totes hero to me

[syncopator]

yeah but that applies to jades kidgrandpa too
jake
he did the same shit
and died just as pointlessly

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

so
no 1 said there can only be 1 hero
did do the die thing
but thats the hero thing
thats why that condition sucks
hella easy to die heroically
heroes do that
there might still be a point tho
can still save this and u guys can do shit in the afterlife
or u kno
dying on hero slab fuckery happens
no ones died on the wrong slab yet