couldn't resist. update talk.

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old mcdonald had a farm
e i e i o
and he bought that farm with two demon doggy swords to the gut
e i e i o

i mean lets be honest
as much as i bitched about wanting to avoid this exact thing
it was probably always going to happen
and isnt this how it works in every shitty movie about some heroic dude
his wife or his buddy or his dog dies or something
and thats what inspires him to go out and murder everyone
or in our case save a bunch of universes or something
we all know whose job that is
it was never going to be mine
im the sidekick
here for laughs and to tug at your heartstrings with his sad and noble sacrifice
who gets double stabbed by some dogs with wings and dies on top of his best friends corpse

man
this is pretty bullshit actually
but to be meta for a second here
will this even stick??
who the fuck knows anymore
shit got too real for me to handle
strider out

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wow
getting deep over here egbert
not sure i was prepared for existential ruminations on the nature of life and death
and the meaning of all our existences
and whether death truly is the end
and blah blah fuckin blah
of course dying is a death sentence you dumbass
especially if your death is ruled heroic
because our immortality clauses are just the shittiest clauses imaginable
whatever super powerful lord of lawyers of whatever wrote that clause into the universe should have his lawyers badge revoked
get disbarred from cosmic contract writing
get exiled to a universe where there are no lawyers and suffer the fires of the lawless hells
anyway sure
go hook up with whoever it is that survived that homicide hoedown
oh
and check on rose
if you can find her
im kind of hoping she might live through the next few updates
but something in me kinda doubts it
wait
plotline
you mean with our newly dead wooftier and her cherub friend
yeah sure
because its not like said cherub friend has been lost in exile and unable to do anything to help anyone for a while
sounds like a great idea