couldn't resist. update talk.

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old mcdonald had a farm
e i e i o
and he bought that farm with two demon doggy swords to the gut
e i e i o

i mean lets be honest
as much as i bitched about wanting to avoid this exact thing
it was probably always going to happen
and isnt this how it works in every shitty movie about some heroic dude
his wife or his buddy or his dog dies or something
and thats what inspires him to go out and murder everyone
or in our case save a bunch of universes or something
we all know whose job that is
it was never going to be mine
im the sidekick
here for laughs and to tug at your heartstrings with his sad and noble sacrifice
who gets double stabbed by some dogs with wings and dies on top of his best friends corpse

man
this is pretty bullshit actually
but to be meta for a second here
will this even stick??
who the fuck knows anymore
shit got too real for me to handle
strider out

Comments

[accept_the_consequences]

Welcome to the dead Dave club. Population, a lot of really cool dudes and who the fuck knows maybe some girls.

Gotta say though you went a lot cooler than I did. In my universe it was Harley that looked like a badass at the end.

I don't understand this timeline bullshit. At all. I don't have any powers. I'm just some douche in a school uniform with a katana, but I've got a feeling this isn't going to stick. Something doesn't feel right. There's your John already doing shit he's not supposed to, but there's also that ring.

[syncopator]

Sweet. This is like my favorite club that I've ever been admitted to out of the dozens and dozens I am definitely already in.

[ Folds his arms and shrugs. ]

I don't know what the hell AU you're from, but trust me, the time powers are pretty fucking overrated. Wooftier grimbark girls try to manipulate you into using them and then just get killed leading to your own heroic as fuck death and then everyone's screwed. Anyway, I'd agree with you, because you're me and we're awesome as fuck, but I guess I'm feeling cynical after getting double stabbed and can't quite bring myself to invest in the Christmas miracle everyone else thinks is inevitable. What about the ring, anyway? Her Imperious Whothefuckever has it.

[accept_the_consequences]

Eh I'll explain the AU later. Let's just say it isn't a picnic and move on.

The troll's empress doesn't have it. She flung it off Aranea's finger, but she never caught it. That means one of the remaining living people could grab it and bring back the people necessary to fix this mess.

I'm not the most hopeful version of us, but you guys have a lot of ways this could be undone.