couldn't resist. update talk.

[syncopator]

old mcdonald had a farm
e i e i o
and he bought that farm with two demon doggy swords to the gut
e i e i o

i mean lets be honest
as much as i bitched about wanting to avoid this exact thing
it was probably always going to happen
and isnt this how it works in every shitty movie about some heroic dude
his wife or his buddy or his dog dies or something
and thats what inspires him to go out and murder everyone
or in our case save a bunch of universes or something
we all know whose job that is
it was never going to be mine
im the sidekick
here for laughs and to tug at your heartstrings with his sad and noble sacrifice
who gets double stabbed by some dogs with wings and dies on top of his best friends corpse

man
this is pretty bullshit actually
but to be meta for a second here
will this even stick??
who the fuck knows anymore
shit got too real for me to handle
strider out

Comments

[syncopator]

yeah
guess i can
thanks aradia

[psych0p0mps]

anytime 0u0

[syncopator]

hahaha
time puns
maybe if i was a less shitty time player id still be alive??
who knows
wish id met you in the alpha timeline actually
maybe i wouldnt be as much of a tool about this shit
or maybe i would be
pretty sure this level of toolbox is fucking genetic

[psych0p0mps]

maybe or maybe not
for the record though i dont think youre a toolbox
or a shitty time player either for that matter!
you died trying to save someone dear to you
as deaths go they do not get much more knightly than that