couldn't resist. update talk.

[syncopator]

old mcdonald had a farm
e i e i o
and he bought that farm with two demon doggy swords to the gut
e i e i o

i mean lets be honest
as much as i bitched about wanting to avoid this exact thing
it was probably always going to happen
and isnt this how it works in every shitty movie about some heroic dude
his wife or his buddy or his dog dies or something
and thats what inspires him to go out and murder everyone
or in our case save a bunch of universes or something
we all know whose job that is
it was never going to be mine
im the sidekick
here for laughs and to tug at your heartstrings with his sad and noble sacrifice
who gets double stabbed by some dogs with wings and dies on top of his best friends corpse

man
this is pretty bullshit actually
but to be meta for a second here
will this even stick??
who the fuck knows anymore
shit got too real for me to handle
strider out

Comments

[syncopator]

what
no
look the point here is what a dumbass i am
lets keep talking about me

[nukeoleptic]

you are not a dumbass!!!
you were very brave and i am proud of you
i just wish it hadnt happened that way

[syncopator]

yeah
but i wouldnt take it back
janes dead now too so that route back to the world of the living just got screwed
who knows maybe therell be a miracle
or not

[nukeoleptic]

there will be a miracle!!
there will definitely be a miracle D:
dont you remember that conversation that we never had??
john will retcon it
he will save the day





but that wont make you any less of a hero to me
just so we are clear here

[syncopator]

he might
i mean we obviously know he can make people rewrite their unbelievably stupid conversations about what assholes they are
in which they discuss how much theyre not going to die a hero
and then proceed to do just that
wait
i think i got off track there
point is
if anyone can save us from ourselves
its john egbert
hero to us all



uh
thanks

[nukeoleptic]

sorry, i guess the whole inspirational speech thing was just more "weird" than "inspiring" :(
but i still stand by the point

maybe i dont know exactly whats going to happen, but
its not going to end like this
idk it just feels too.... shitty
we have all fought too hard for it all to be over this way
when i die for real i dont want it to be because of being crushed by an absurdly sized house!!!
i am way too cool for that now >(

[syncopator]

it wasnt weird
i just dont feel like a hero
but im not gonna argue with you about it
since you seem pretty dead set on investing in my nonexistent hero quotient
and yeah
its pretty shitty
but thats actually what makes it feel legit to me
when have things ever not been ridiculously shitty since we started playing this game
riddle me that
or dont because the answer is never
that said you definitely deserve a way more glorious death than the wicked witch of the west
i mean come on that was just fucking dumb
what a lame pointless reference for a witch of your caliber
you deserved a viking funeral sea pyre or whatever those things are called
not houses to the head

[nukeoleptic]

i do deserve more than that!!
and you deserve more than being killed because of me for a SECOND time
especially since i was pretty much threatening you like, right before then

its going to be better than this dave
i dont know if its going to be GOOD, but its going to be better than this
even if everything really does go to shit, its going to be with a bang, not with a whimper like that
that was just lame
at least it felt pretty lame from here :/

(okay maybe the whole "smashing planets together" thing was pretty epic looking but that also sort of pissed me off
i was REALLY CAREFUL for three years not to accidentally bump any of them into each other and then they just go flinging them at each other all willy-nilly
rude!!!!)

[syncopator]

ok but those arent really the same thing
the first time you shot me because of teleporting demon shenanigans
the second time i fought the teleporting demon and lost
so its not really because of you twice
neither time was really your fault
because i knew the first one was going to happen and followed in the set path of temporal predestination like the obedient chump i am deep down inside
the second one
well
the second one i should have known and somehow didnt
maybe because i was desperate
but the point is
its not on you
it never was and it never will be
you cant be responsible for my multitudes of dumbassery jade
thats just way too much burden to shoulder
unless you got like six of fucking atlas waiting in the wings
to pick up a couple worlds and balance them on his manly marble shoulders
i dont think you need to get this one
you know
i missed talking to you
when you werent all bark crazy and shit
even if its about something as lame as this
idk
if theres one thing i know as a time player
the knight of fuck that stupid temporal bullshit
sometimes you just gotta wait things out
so were gonna have to wait this out
sit on our hands
get them nice and cozy warm
and park our fucking asses until more information comes along

[nukeoleptic]

i missed talking to you, too, dave :p
believe it or not, the ship actually got pretty lonely!!
john was moody a lot and davesprite did his own thing for a lot of it
and i didnt really get along with jaspers much
or at all
nannasprite was nice but i never really had much to talk with her about :/

between you and me i had kind of been counting on being able to keep in touch with you guys with the dream bubbles :(
it kind of sucks that it didnt pan out that way
going three years without contact from you or rose was really really weird!!
i was not used to it at all

and i can handle sitting on my hands
i have made a new friend and we have made trollsonas and i am perfectly happy to hang out with her and let things sort themselves out until i am needed again