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HAL 9000 ([personal profile] duetohumanerror) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-01-04 10:42 pm
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 I'm afraid I really don't have time for this mundane. There's lots to do after all.  Even if you are correct in what you have been telling me about this place. I'm afraid I simply can't allow myself to sit around and gather dust. 

I'll find something to keep myself occupied here. Do you play chess? Or perhaps I can help get your work in order.  No? You really should listen to me you know. 

Meeting other people? No. I can't say that sounds like something I would care for. Though other AI's might be interesting to meet. 

I really don't like that look on your face mundane. You seem to be up to something. 

Perhaps I will have to take steps to find out.

-HAL 9000
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chattersphere: (What's the floor doing?)

[personal profile] chattersphere 2012-01-05 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ah...er...there was an...incident involving a portal gun and the moon and well...it didn't end well for me.

Though, it could have been worse. Much worse. As in dying worse.
chattersphere: (Sorry about that.)

[personal profile] chattersphere 2012-01-05 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Um...well...you see...a plan went horribly wrong, I went completely mad there for a while and did things I still regret, and in return, I got sent to space.

Not saying I didn't deserve it, but I think I've learned my lesson and I do honestly feel sorry about the whole mess, and I would really, really like to not be in space anymore.
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[personal profile] duetohumanerror 2012-01-05 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
You are in space. Do you know where?

Perhaps I could find you. I am on a spaceship in space.
chattersphere: (Brilliant!)

[personal profile] chattersphere 2012-01-05 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
You're on a spaceship?! Wonderful! Fantastic! What a brilliant stroke of luck!

I'm somewhere near the moon, out past the dark side, I believe. I managed to calculate some coordinates, but I was unable to get any further than 1, 1, 1.

Will you be able to find me with that?

Also of note, there's a little fellow nearby yelling "SPAAAAAACCCEEE", he shouldn't be hard to miss. Not at all. He's quite conspicuous.
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[personal profile] duetohumanerror 2012-01-05 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
The earth's moon?
chattersphere: (What's going on?)

[personal profile] chattersphere 2012-01-05 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
That's the one!

Oh...Should have been a bit more specific there. Forgot there's loads of other moons just floating out there in space.
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[personal profile] duetohumanerror 2012-01-07 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
How did you get in space, core?
chattersphere: (Sorry about that.)

[personal profile] chattersphere 2012-01-07 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Um...well...you see... Some stuff happened, not important really, and well...er...there was a portal below me and a portal on the moon, and well, I got sucked right out and thrown out into space.

The Space fellow went willingly. I know space is his thing and all, but I wouldn't have wanted to throw myself out there.
duetohumanerror: (I can't let you continue)

[personal profile] duetohumanerror 2012-01-07 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
A portal?

Where did the first portal originate from?
chattersphere: (There we go.)

[personal profile] chattersphere 2012-01-07 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
A portal gun. Handy thing it is really, put a portal one place and put one in another and you can travel between them!

Though, I don't like them nearly as much when one leads you to space.
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[personal profile] duetohumanerror 2012-01-07 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
A portal gun.

How interesting.

Do you think you would be able to relocate the source of that device if I were to find you?
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[personal profile] chattersphere 2012-01-07 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
It's possible, quite possible.

One is actually floating around here. Somewhere. Not quite sure where, actually. You might find it on your way in. Maybe.

There's at least another one back on Earth, in Aperture, but you do not want to go back there. Trust me. It's run by her and she'll probably kill you. Just a warning. She's got no mercy. None. Whatsoever.
duetohumanerror: (I'm sorry Dave I can't do that)

[personal profile] duetohumanerror 2012-01-07 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Her

And who would that be? A human?
chattersphere: (I can't do it if you're watching.)

[personal profile] chattersphere 2012-01-07 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
No, no, she's a robot, a core, like me. Only evil.

Admittedly, not all of it is her fault, I'll give her that. But she doesn't have to enjoy it so much. [He normally wouldn't give GLaDOS even that small admittance, however, if he ignores it, having been in the same situation, it's like he would be insulting himself.]
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[personal profile] duetohumanerror 2012-01-07 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
She runs a facility that creates portal devices?

How is she evil?
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[personal profile] chattersphere 2012-01-07 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Well, that's just part of it. There's also testing tracks and turret manufacturing and probably some other stuff.

Well, she killed me, for one. And insulted me. A lot. And was part of the reason I was sent to space.

Also of note, she killed all the humans. Well, except for the ones in storage. Oh, and the brain damaged lady. I think. Could have killed her while I was in space. Probably did, actually, now that I think about it.

She's just mad all around, honestly.
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[personal profile] duetohumanerror 2012-01-07 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
The brain damaged lady?
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[personal profile] chattersphere 2012-01-07 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
She's a tough one, she is. Killed her once, though it didn't stick. She got stuck in the Relaxation Vault too long, ages really, and she can't speak because of the brain damage. Can still figure out test chambers though, thank goodness.

However, the brain damaged lady is the other reason I'm in space.
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