On the subject of kids

[madangry_madcrazy]

No, that's an awful idea. First of all, I don't even like children, and secondly, that is the worst idea I've ever heard. The very idea of it really chafes my beans.

Also, yes, I realize how many times I used the word 'idea'.

Comments

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

Trust me, man. Things change when you have your own.
Though, in your case, maybe you're better off getting a pet hamster or something.

[madangry_madcrazy]

I don't have time to take care of a pet. It's why I had to give Commodore Puddles to mother.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

Sweet name.

[madangry_madcrazy]

He needs to go outside a lot.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

Must've ruined a couple of carpets.

[madangry_madcrazy]

No, most of my lairs don't have too many carpets, fortunately.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

Smart thinking.
[ He actually called it a lair. This guy's the real deal. ]

[madangry_madcrazy]

Well I am a genius.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

I can see that.
So tell me, genius. What's the stuff about kids?

[madangry_madcrazy]

Oh my mun seems to think the idea of me being a parent to a teenager is highly amusing. I disagree.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

They might be right.

[madangry_madcrazy]

How so?

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

Looked in a mirror lately?

[madangry_madcrazy]

Don't be silly. Of course I've looked in the mirror, but what does that have to do with... this?

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

Look a little closer, you'll see.

[madangry_madcrazy]

I'm blue, and I have a scar? I don't see how that's relevant.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

So much for genius.

[madangry_madcrazy]

My point, smart aleck, is that I am not seeing whatever it is you're seeing.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

You're not exactly "cool dad" material.

[madangry_madcrazy]

What are you talking about? I can be dope. Chill even, fo' rizzle.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

Don't do that.

[madangry_madcrazy]

You jellin' at my teen lingo skillz?

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

[ Stare. ]

[madangry_madcrazy]

Word to your mother.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

My mom's made of plastic.