On the subject of kids

[madangry_madcrazy]

No, that's an awful idea. First of all, I don't even like children, and secondly, that is the worst idea I've ever heard. The very idea of it really chafes my beans.

Also, yes, I realize how many times I used the word 'idea'.

Comments

[madangry_madcrazy]

My point, smart aleck, is that I am not seeing whatever it is you're seeing.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

You're not exactly "cool dad" material.

[madangry_madcrazy]

What are you talking about? I can be dope. Chill even, fo' rizzle.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

Don't do that.

[madangry_madcrazy]

You jellin' at my teen lingo skillz?

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

[ Stare. ]

[madangry_madcrazy]

Word to your mother.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

My mom's made of plastic.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Really? How did that happen?

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

I don't know. Science.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Does that mean she's all stretchy?

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

No. Hard plastic. Like a mannequin.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Is she able to move?
...
Is she alive?

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

Yes, and depends on the point of view.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Okay, what's your point of view then?

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

Not the right guy to ask.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Well then who is?

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

Try asking her.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Oh yes, I'm sure she'll be easy to find.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

A little birdy told me she's never seen a mun with her, so I guess you're outta luck, buddy.

[madangry_madcrazy]

I figured as much.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

Too bad. She could probably teach you more than I can.