On the subject of kids

[madangry_madcrazy]

No, that's an awful idea. First of all, I don't even like children, and secondly, that is the worst idea I've ever heard. The very idea of it really chafes my beans.

Also, yes, I realize how many times I used the word 'idea'.

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[potentialboy]

Would they, be, like, teal-colored, or something?

[madangry_madcrazy]

What?

[tharshegoes]

What.

*You had better not be implying what it sounds like you're implying, sidekick.*

[madangry_madcrazy]

Do you have any idea what the buffoon is talking about?

[tharshegoes]

For his sake, I'd better not.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Come on, Shego. Give me a hint, at least.

[tharshegoes]

*Ugh...cue facepalm.*

Think about your color wheel, Dr. D. How do you get teal?

[madangry_madcrazy]

Blue and green, of course, but I still don't see how that's relevant.

[tharshegoes]

Who knew I would ever envy your cluelessness.

[memory_of_fire]

Yeah I don't exactly see you as the parenting type or Shego as a baby sitter.

You would end up having to have Kim Possible do the baby-sitting and that would just get awkward.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Why Kim Possible? I could, hypothetically, leave the child with mother. It won't be an issue though, seeing as I don't plan on passing on my genes.

Hmmm, what's got you thinking I'm not the parent type, by the way? You're right, of course, but I'm curious.

[memory_of_fire]

I guess that makes sense.

Well this is just going off the little bits of your show my mundane has shown me. You seem...impulsive I guess would be the word. You're not stupid obviously you can make some amazing machines, but you seem to jump in without thinking things through a lot of the time. Then there's the possibility your villain activities could y'know get them hurt or worse. Not by the heroes obviously, but other villains.


You wouldn't have the best time with kids I think, but there are worse parents than you I'm sure.

At least you're creative and know how to actually have some fun every now and then.

[madangry_madcrazy]

[he raises his brow at the ghost, rubbing his chin a little.]

Impulsive?

I just don't like the idea of having children run around and putting their grubby, little hands all over my wonderful death rays and doomsday devices.

[memory_of_fire]

You have an idea and you run with it no matter what it is. Kind of a problem a lot of artists have actually, but the problem with that is you wouldn't have the time or energy to do all that any more. So you would have to have some patience and sit some stuff aside to give the mini mad scientists some attention and teach them.

Then there's the issue of having a teenage daughter eventually if one of the kids is a girl.

[She doesn't think she has to say more considering Drakken's track record.]

[madangry_madcrazy]

[He folds his arms across his chest, frowning a bit.]

I don't go for just any old idea that pops into my head, you know. They're certainly all good enough that Kim Possible feels the need to foil them...

[He's grumbling a bit now.]

I think I'd prefer a girl, actually. It would certainly make things easier when it comes to 'the talk' and the things that come with it. I could just leave that to the mother.

[memory_of_fire]

I guess I have no room to talk on that front. All my plans get foiled too.

[It's just tough love Drakken, she actually likes you in a weird way.]

Presuming you're not an only father for whatever reason or another. I mean your mun isn't exactly talking about finding you a girlfriend yet. They're going straight to the idea of kids. So seems like they might be thinking of you adopting versus them actually being your biological kids or maybe a cloning program gone wrong?

[madangry_madcrazy]

Well he's not really talking about me actually having children. More the idea of it. Apparently he has this idea of me having a daughter who likes photography, and is the vocalist in some band.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

Kid's aren't that bad. You'd probably love a little blue skinned spark of sunshine to call your own.

[madangry_madcrazy]

I get sunburnt.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

There's stuff for that. I'll hook you up.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Also, children are loud, smelly and there's always something coming out of them.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

Think you might have them mixed up with Taco Tuesdays.

[madangry_madcrazy]

...

They're pretty much the same thing.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

Trust me, man. Things change when you have your own.
Though, in your case, maybe you're better off getting a pet hamster or something.

[madangry_madcrazy]

I don't have time to take care of a pet. It's why I had to give Commodore Puddles to mother.