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So because you feel like you're doing a bad job writing down what I tell you, you're going to let your friend kill me? I'm not the broken half of this equation, so how does that fix anything? Your problem-solving skills are terrible. I'll just start giving you bad lines on purpose.

I know you're not trying to get me to go quiet. Go read those comics of yours and say that to me with a straight face. It never works. I've tried.

Besides, just this post shows how little self-control you have. You're doomed to failure.

....And if you let her use that guy, I really will sabotage any and all attempts at communication. I hate that guy. I could crush him with my little finger; there's no way he can realistically kill me. I'm calling foul.

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[Hi, he heard "kill me" being said by a line mate ~~that isn't Top Man~~so now his giving Magnet a dirty look.]

[So who does he need to flip out and kill?]

[~~be nice to Top Man, Shadow, it's not his fault Wily made you weak to a child's toy~~]

[also, your silence obviously needs to be filled up with words.]

What? Look, it always happens this way. I'm going to get killed, then I'm going to come back, and it's all great fun for them. I've given up getting offended about it. Except when it's this guy. He isn't even a robot and I've killed him before, but he keeps popping up. Why? It seems really inefficient to me to go around rebuilding humans like him. There are much better things for the average human to waste their minimal processing power on.

[he has magnetism too, and it isn't fair, Shadow]

[Still quiet as Magnet talks and when the other robot is done he speaks.]

Then he is a threat and I should dispose of him properly.

[That's why you have a crazy ninja as a little brother, Magnet, to make things fair.]

How? I've killed him about three times now, using crushing, decapitation, and electricity.

He's not on these journal things, either. Bit of a gap there.

[Bit of bristly pride at his little brother wanting to handle Magnet's problems? Never.]

Poison. Humans don't tend to enjoy dying slowly and painfully from the inside out.

Then bring him here, unless he is a coward.

[Screw your pride Magnet, Wily's pride is at stake if one of his robots keeps getting murdered by some squishy human.]

Poison is your answer to everything, isn't it?

That isn't my decision. He doesn't even live in the same head. Look, Shadow, I can handle it, okay? He's only killed me once. I've got the track record.

It's a humiliating way to die, that is all. [And it's not his answer to everything. Stabbing is his answer to everything.]

... If you say so, but if you cannot...

[that's a threat there, or something. who knows with Shadow.]

[stabbing with poison?]

Yeah, yeah. If I bring shame to the Doc, I'll Magnet Missile myself in the head, okay?

...That would be kind of weird though, using a magnet on a magnet. What if it attached to my forehead? Then I'd have two. It would look ridiculous.

[His blades are, apparently, coated in the stuff so yes.]

... I was going to say I would have to kill your mun, but. [shrug]

It would be pointless, really.

Well, it's kind of hard to tell with you. It's sort of an either-or thing.

I don't know. What if by having two magnets my magnetism gets stronger? I should probably try that someday.

Assume the worse then, for the cause of the problems.

I don't think magnets work that way, Magnet.

Muns are very unfair when it comes to the whole killing thing. Of course, killing alone is unfair, but who do you have as your executioner?

Hey. I'm the one named Magnet Man. I would think I'd know how magnets work.

[DON'T INSERT LOGIC INTO HIS DREAMS, SHADOW, GEEZ]

Some human her friend came up with. He thinks he has magnetism too, but I'm better at it.

The only reason he can touch me is when they set things up that way. It's annoying.

[NOPE, ALL LOGIC UP IN HERE MAN.]

Except some of the Seconds didn't even know why their weaknesses are they way they are, I can imagine you not knowing how magnets work.

[magnets, how do they work?]

[Magnets work through hopes and dreams, Shadow. Hopes and dreams. So shut up or you're going to have to get ever little kid in the world going, "I do believe in magnets, I do, I do," if you don't want your brother to die as his fairy light faces away into the ether at the dramatic climax of the movie.]

I'm not a Second. Your point is invalid.

Well a human with powers is better than just a plain old squishy human. There would be no excuse if that happened. It also makes little bit of sense. You might be stronger than him, but he's not made of metal, therefor mostly unaffected by you.

But you are old like them.

[Shadow would just let Magnet die if that's how things end up going.]

[...why are you making excuses for him, what is this, Quick?]

Yeah, but a human with magnetism? He doesn't even use it properly. No technique.

I'm not old, I'm just older than you. That makes me wiser.

The Seconds are just ancient.

No, it just makes you old.

... Some of them are not ancient. [like Metal.]

If I'm old then that means I know how to tell the difference between old and ancient. Trust me, they're ancient.

[shhh, shadow, shhh]

No, most of them are just stupid. That isn't a fault of age.

[no shhh, no.]

There's a term for that. It's called being senile.

[He's looking at it logically, that's all. It's not that he knows how it feels to be taken down by a squishy, noooo.]

Maybe that's why he got the upper hand. [shrug] But I don't know how it happened, so I can't say for certain.

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