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So because you feel like you're doing a bad job writing down what I tell you, you're going to let your friend kill me? I'm not the broken half of this equation, so how does that fix anything? Your problem-solving skills are terrible. I'll just start giving you bad lines on purpose.

I know you're not trying to get me to go quiet. Go read those comics of yours and say that to me with a straight face. It never works. I've tried.

Besides, just this post shows how little self-control you have. You're doomed to failure.

....And if you let her use that guy, I really will sabotage any and all attempts at communication. I hate that guy. I could crush him with my little finger; there's no way he can realistically kill me. I'm calling foul.

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[True, but still, his leeeegs]

...is that suppose to make me feel better?

Well, I tried.

[Magnet what even that barely even counts]

He actually thought you were being an idiot, if I remember right. He just wasn't going to tell you that.

Bubble...? [thought he was being an idiot, ouch]

[shrugs]

You did kind of rush in there.

It's kinda what I do.

[And Magnet fails to mention that the reason Bubble didn't mention it is because he also thought it was kind of cool of Quick. Oops.]

You should probably look into that.

Anyway, stop let's stop talking about him before you wake him up.

Even if that guy shows up here, don't worry. He can't do that to you again if I'm counteracting him. He's pretty useless without it.

[silently emos, look what you've done Magnet]

I have.

What's wrong with waking Bubs up?

.... [not sure if he should be insulted]

Oh. Well, good thing you have an excuse then, I guess. [but, no, that actually sucks if that's an actual problem with Quick's systems. Feels slightly bad now.]

I don't know. Just is.

[He might have actually meant it as encouragement and reassurance. That doesn't mean it can't be an insult. Maybe.]

Yeah, an excuse. [So many issues with being a speedster. But Wily wouldn't build him with problems. Nope nope nope. He's fine the way he is....]

That's not an answer.

[Offering protection could mean he's saying Quick can't protect himself. But it could also be the reassurance thing. Best just to ignore it.]

Is so. He just wants a pool so he can move around properly and that's about it.

Sometimes he'll trip when he tries to walk, though. I guess that's funny...

Ah... [can't exactly steal a pool for Bubble]

[not amused... sudden change of topic!] Ever been swimming?

Because that works so well when you're a robot made of metal.

[AKA: No, and he's never tried.]

So you don't even know if you're water proof? [tsktsk]

I know if I'm water proof, I've just never gone swimming. It's not like a float.

Have you?

Then you should try it. You don't know for sure until you've tried! [And unless he is stopped, Quick will scoop Magnet up and head to the nearest body of water]

[AUGH WAIT WHAT AUGH]

[HE CAN'T EVEN MAGNETIZE YOU TO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU STOP AUGH]

Put me down!

[you're doing this because he made fun of Bubble Man, aren't you.]

[if he's thrown into the water he will flail for a moment and...promptly sink. Whether it's because he's a robot or because he has no idea how to operate his limbs in water is up in the air]

Okay! [Drops him into the water. Hey, Magnet totally asked for it.]

[And yes, yes he is. No on makes fun of Bubble and gets away with it.]

[Quick might throw a floaty out for him to grab, but only if Magnet doesn't realize it's only waist deep first.]

[It's only waist deep if you're standing. Sitting, it's more like, lapping just over his chin. He will be grabbing that floaty anyway, though, and clinging to it, especially if it has a duck pattern]

You have rusted bolts for parts, Quick.

[It does have ducks, Quick made sure of it <3]

And you're all wet~

If I rust, I'll be sure to find you before I end up in the scrap heap, okay?

[Never getting it back]

[Also, is that a buzzing sound in the air?]

[Apparently magnetism still works even when the 'bot is drenched. Quick might be able to outrun it. Maybe.]

Oh you're not going to rust you big baby.

[Well if he's trying to pull Quick into the water as well, Quick will cheerfully run on top of it.]

[Magnet's just going to duck under the water then and drag his floaty with him because SUDDENLY SPEED]

You are missing the point here!

[And now he's actively trying to pull Quick toward him. Wonder how that will work while you're over water, Quick?]

[Actually, why hasn't Magnet bothered to walk out? Or even stand up?]

[Questions, questions]

There's a point?

[There's a lot of kicked up water at first as Quick tries to fight it, but then he slowly starts to sink.]

H-hey!

[It probably has something to do with the ducky floaty. It would just look weird if Magnet clung to it on land.]

[oh, hey, look. He actually caught Quick!]

[In his joy he promptly...forgets (or "forgets") to keep pulling. Whoops. Sudden change in magnetic pull there, Quick, have fun with that.]

There's always a point.

[Because that would just be undignified.]

[cheater!]

[erk, off he goes again, or he would have if his legs weren't half underwater. Instead he trips and sploosh]

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