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So because you feel like you're doing a bad job writing down what I tell you, you're going to let your friend kill me? I'm not the broken half of this equation, so how does that fix anything? Your problem-solving skills are terrible. I'll just start giving you bad lines on purpose.

I know you're not trying to get me to go quiet. Go read those comics of yours and say that to me with a straight face. It never works. I've tried.

Besides, just this post shows how little self-control you have. You're doomed to failure.

....And if you let her use that guy, I really will sabotage any and all attempts at communication. I hate that guy. I could crush him with my little finger; there's no way he can realistically kill me. I'm calling foul.

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Because you're weird, and I don't want to have to fight you along with Metal, brat. That's all.

[as long as Magnet has some reassurance that Shadow doesn't risk getting emotionally messed up from this (moreso than usual), Magnet is going to be in a suddenly very good mood.]

... I don't see why you would be fighting Metal anyway, Magnet.

[Magnet you have way too much faith in things.]

Reasons. Don't worry about them. Part of it has to do with a minor plot thread with the same friend. It's more annoying than anything.

[Don't. Interfere. With his happiness.]

What reasons.

[Shadow doesn't worry, he gets murderous.]

Glitching, reprogramming type reasons. Whatever excuse they can think of. You know.

[Why are you the older brother again, Magnet? You get into so much trouble.]

Who am I going to have to kill then?

I'm not the glitching, reprogrammed one this time! Needle is. And so are all the other first-built of each line. It's kind of chaotic.

[SO THERE HE CaN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF JUST FINE SEE.]

... What is wrong with your mun.

[NOPE. NOPE.]

This actually wasn't her idea. She just agreed to it.

I've got Spring Man as back-up. I'm covered.

[He may be serious or he may be sarcastic. It's hard to tell. He just sounds confident.]

...

...

[Where is the nearest wall? Shadow is going to take a page from Magnet's book and try to bash this bit of information out of his brain now.]

[blink blink]

[well, that's not something you see every day]

...You okay?

... yes i am fine.

[ignore the crack in his head star thing.]

Oh. Well, I think they got the idea from zombie movies or something, because it just started with the first of the lines, but if they catch you they do something to you processor - it's really gross - and that 'bot's no good to anyone anymore. Ever had Air Man try to gnaw your face off?

Spring Man's a good guy to have around, though, just so long as he doesn't get tangled...

[he may be teasing you now, Shadow.]

...

[There is going to be face punching now, Magnet. All the face punching.]

WAUGH-

[Magnet makes some pretty funny noises as he lets the force carry him back a little, because staying in Shadow's range is kind of stupid and his programming is good enough to recognize that.]

What is that for!

Because I felt like it.

Brat.

I tell you me and Spring are getting attacked by zombie Wilybots and you punch me in the face.

[oh, Shadow. What would your line do without you.]

It's stress relief, and you're not being attacked now.

I guess that's logical.

[you hit armor, anyway...]

Feel relieved of stress yet?

... No.

[More punching.]

[Oh, all right. Sigh.]

[Shadow, watch your left. Is that a fist aimed precisely in an attempt to box you in whatever passes for your "ear"? Why, yes it is.]

[Obviously stress relief is more likely when you beat up a target that's attempting to fight back, right? Obviously.]

[Oh oh, it is on like some kind of giant ape wearing a neck tie, Magnet.]

[Shadow will take the hit and go to sweep at Magnet's legs to trip the older robot up.]

[Trip him up you will, Shadow, but Magnet's going to try and get a grip on your shoulder to drag you down with him.]

[He may be using a tiny bit of his magnetism to do so, but that's because you're a slippery bastard. Fair's fair ~~even when it's not~~]

[ffffffffffffff LOG LOG LOG.]

[hopefully Magnet enjoys getting all close to a big old wooden log? Cause that's what he's holding onto now.]

[FFFF YOU BRAT]

[He is...just going to hang on to that then.]

[And try to hit you with it the next time you appear, which may or may not be soon, because he's just activated the big magnets and will be attempting to draw anything robotic-shaped and metal in the room toward him.]

[...Though it does look kind of ridiculous when he's tucking his arms up like that while hanging on to a log.]