Maybe luceti down the road.

[serialhugger]

Come on, Munsie! All you gotta do is sit down, get your fingers on that keyboard, and write! Doing that now, aren'tcha? Don't give me all that fuss 'bout not knowing where yer going, you just gotta shut up and let me talk then you listen, yeah?

So tell me 'bout this place. Wings? Cool, cool. Wings are nice. Friendly people too, that's cool. Kidnappings and experiments? Whatever. Kinda blows Nessy isn't there. Someone's gotta get her head outta them books. Fresh air could be good for her, ya know?

Oh hey, Master H is there? That's cool! Someone's gotta keep an eye on him right? Besides Dragonass.

[...

...]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S GONNA GET MAIMED?

Right, Munsie, you're sending me there now so I can tear that sonuvabitch responsible to pieces. Got it?

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[consultmybooks]

[...oh, good sweet lord, this could be horrible.

Not that it shouldn't be. The thought of someone being able to tear him, the sonuvabitch, responsible to pieces, is almost comforting.]

It, um, w-won't be the first time, I'm afraid.

[serialhugger]

What, that some asshole hurt Master H?

[consultmybooks]

Precisely. This would, um, probably make it an even half dozen, actually.

[He doesn't look any happier about it than you do, Esiel.]

...he'll recover. He, um, he always does.

[serialhugger]

Well sonuvabitch. Who'd wanna do that to him?

[dickishly]

I do a better job of it than you ever could, demon bitch. [ Look at how much he loves you guys, Ra, he is full of love! ]

[consultmybooks]

An admirable lack of people, actually. Helios has, um, a great many friends here.

Still. Experiments happen. Drafts happen.

[serialhugger]

Oh, hey, look who decided to pull his head out of his ass. [And she just loves you right back.]

[serialhugger]

No shit. What's not to like about him?

Man. You guys always find ways to screw with things.

[consultmybooks]

[This gets a raised eyebrow and a step back. Just in case.]

By "you", who would you be referring to?

[serialhugger]

Humans?

[consultmybooks]

...unless Helios has been far less forthcoming than I thought, isn't he a human as well?

...besides, it won't be a human that does this.

[serialhugger]

Yeah, but Master H is pretty boss.

Oh yeah? Whatd we talkin' about?

[dickishly]

[ Ra snorts. Whatever you goddamn demons. If it weren't for the fact that it would ruin the school's reputation he'd light your ass on fire right now. ] Shut the hell up, you damn demons think you run the place. [ Just a glare Esiel, just a glare. ]

So whose the assholes that's going to be hurting the idiot?

[ Because honestly this is not cool and there's possibly a snarl mingled into that question. ]

[serialhugger]

[Don't be hatin' now cause she knows how to have fun.] Easy there, don't get your panties in a twist.

Dunno yet. Munsie's staying mum on the topic.

[consultmybooks]

Vampire.

Not the sort that either of you would be used to dealing with, I'm afraid.

[serialhugger]

Oh, vampire. [A snort and a roll of her eyes.]

I ain't say anythin' bad about them since somma of my friends are vampires, yeah? But stake and bake. What's hard about that?

[dickishly]

[ He knows how to have fun too but it's more of the painful kind towards mostly everything else! Just another snarl. ] They're not.

[ Another sigh. ] Figures. Damn humans always trying to muck things up. It gives me good reason to get out of this skin though. [ ... ]

He'll be alright. He can usually handle himself.

[serialhugger]

I know, right? [Gasp! Agreement on a topic!] Wouldn't that be cute, bitty pair of wings on your back.

[A grudging sigh and a shrug.] I know, I know. Still, we gots to watch out for him, yeah?

[dickishly]

Don't kid yourself. I wouldn't let those bastards touch an inch of me without tearing into them. [ Silly Ra. RP physics don't work like that. ]

You don't watch out for anything, besides those damn humans and your own kind wandering around the castle. I do all the watching when it comes towards Helios and his idiocy.

[ Usually when he's not sleeping or subtly tormenting students. ]

[serialhugger]

Munsie says you don't get a choice. Wonder what color you'd get? How about a pretty pastel?

Least when you ain't curled up with your teddy bear. [Poke the sleeping dragon! Favorite dangerous game of the school!]

[consultmybooks]

Stake, bake, decapitate. Only way to be certain.

That depends. What sort of powers do you have in turn? If you're a student at Helios' school, I assume you have something at your disposal.

[serialhugger]

Hey now, whodaya think I am? Can't go 'round showing everything to anyone who just ups and asks.

[consultmybooks]

You're a student at Helios' school for humans and demons...which he calls "mythica"...where he teaches said mythica how to interact with human without drawing attention to themselves, and attempts to teach the humans not to fear the supernatural.

The mythica hide themselves via special rings that let them appear as human.

[dickishly]

[ Just a growl. ] How about you shut the hell up and make yourself useful, so I can go find whoever is going to do this and kill them?

[ He's so testy when he doesn't get his naps. ] Ruining my goddamn day with this crap. [ Being Ra is suffering. ]

[serialhugger]

[A pause. A frown. A tap of her chin in thought.]

Oo, you're good. Still don't mean I can just go around showin' off. You know how it is. You show me yours, I show your mine?