Maybe luceti down the road.

[serialhugger]

Come on, Munsie! All you gotta do is sit down, get your fingers on that keyboard, and write! Doing that now, aren'tcha? Don't give me all that fuss 'bout not knowing where yer going, you just gotta shut up and let me talk then you listen, yeah?

So tell me 'bout this place. Wings? Cool, cool. Wings are nice. Friendly people too, that's cool. Kidnappings and experiments? Whatever. Kinda blows Nessy isn't there. Someone's gotta get her head outta them books. Fresh air could be good for her, ya know?

Oh hey, Master H is there? That's cool! Someone's gotta keep an eye on him right? Besides Dragonass.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S GONNA GET MAIMED?

Right, Munsie, you're sending me there now so I can tear that sonuvabitch responsible to pieces. Got it?

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[serialhugger]

I know, right? [Gasp! Agreement on a topic!] Wouldn't that be cute, bitty pair of wings on your back.

[A grudging sigh and a shrug.] I know, I know. Still, we gots to watch out for him, yeah?

[dickishly]

Don't kid yourself. I wouldn't let those bastards touch an inch of me without tearing into them. [ Silly Ra. RP physics don't work like that. ]

You don't watch out for anything, besides those damn humans and your own kind wandering around the castle. I do all the watching when it comes towards Helios and his idiocy.

[ Usually when he's not sleeping or subtly tormenting students. ]

[serialhugger]

Munsie says you don't get a choice. Wonder what color you'd get? How about a pretty pastel?

Least when you ain't curled up with your teddy bear. [Poke the sleeping dragon! Favorite dangerous game of the school!]

[dickishly]

[ Just a growl. ] How about you shut the hell up and make yourself useful, so I can go find whoever is going to do this and kill them?

[ He's so testy when he doesn't get his naps. ] Ruining my goddamn day with this crap. [ Being Ra is suffering. ]

[serialhugger]

Go talk to Four Eyes up above! He seems to got a handle on things.

Aren't you Mr. Grumpy Scales today.

[dickishly]

Oh him? A human? [ That gets a snort. He might have to just because, why not? ] More useful than you, probably. You better not be wasting my time with it.

My goddamn sleep was ruined what do you expect? Dealing with this shit all the time. [ He has a point. ] That damn idiot gets himself into more trouble than he's worth sometimes.

[serialhugger]

Come on, Rasie, don't be like that. [Or do. Because it's pretty fucking hilarious.]

You're always sleeping. It's like you're sleeping or you're bitchy and that's about it. And come on, you don't mean that. You like him. Admit it.

[dickishly]

Like what? It's the truth more or less. You demons are almost exactly like humans. [ A sneer before it melts into a smirk. Overbearing due to over population and annoying. ]

I prefer it that way. It helps in me having to do less. [ It's secretly all a ploy so he doesn't get roped in to doing shit for Helios. But he ends up having to do it anyway damn it. ] Do not.

[ Fuck yoooou Esiel. He does not like Helios, okay? ]

[serialhugger]

Almost exactly, but not quite. For example, we don't get depressed.

Do too.

[dickishly]

I've seen your kind get like that before. [ A shrug. ] That's what getting too close to humans does to you. Disgusting isn't it? You'll probably end up the same at some point.

[ Ra isn't going to though, nope, never. ] If only to save my own hide from having to live amongst these humans. Rather be doing it in a damn castle than out there in a shitty cave. [ He gets free food, shelter, maybe a believer or two, what more could a god ask for? ]

[serialhugger]

Won't. [A minor frown.] Sure, they're fun, but they only live for so long.

Hideaway from the world. Join the rest of the crowd. [Hey, she don't deny living in the castle has its perks. Free food, shelter, lots of fun, what's not to like?]