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Xel'lotath and her creature army ([personal profile] ancient_insanity) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2014-06-09 08:48 pm

((A colossal ancient evil being has been successfully imported to DW...))

Little One. You took too long. [Xel'lotath chuckles as her other voice comes out in a chilling whisper.]

You know how we get when you make us wait.

[There's chittering, shrieking and moaning from the army of among the most grotesque creatures that defy logic, lurking in the shadows. They all are anticipating to be let loose and do their worst to any poor person that comes into their line of sight.]
strongestcoward: (Don't bore me.)

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2014-06-15 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
No two drops of water are the same, that doesn't mean each one is worth looking at. Don't get me wrong. Playing around with them is fun, but I wouldn't say they're interesting. Just the things you can do to them.

[Shrugging, he adds a little something.]

Their flesh and souls are delicious, I will admit.

[It was that sort of behaviour that had lead to his own sealing, though his was shorter it made up a larger ratio of his life. Sealed inside a bag made of his own skin, it was eight hundred of years without the capacity to do anything but think, down in a secret sealed basement under a city designed specifically to stop him from escaping. In other words, he has spent more time locked away than he has doing anything else and much like his talking partner(s!?) Asura is eager to make up for lost time.]
strongestcoward: (It's getting hot in here)

It's okay, so am I.

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2014-06-16 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[[ooc: I'll take a look! I'm always out to have him be horrible somewhere. Tell me more about insanity goddesses.]]

[He did notice the collection of horrors, and though they are bizarre... he's seen weirder. He makes weirder pop into existence now and then without thinking about it. His Clowns, created from the pure power of madness concentrated enough to become a soul, come in such strange variety that Xelly's forces are comparatively uniform.]

Ke-ke. That must be how you keep your lovely figure, eh?

[He has his own weird little laugh, smirking back. Even if she's a giant Cyclops eel monster goddess of madness, she's still a lady who thus deserves to have her figure complimented.]

Maybe I'll invite you to dinner sometime if we can share one meal and still have a full portion.
strongestcoward: ('sup)

Primal Rage OH MY ELDER GODS you have nice taste

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2014-06-16 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wherever he settles down, they are sure to emerge- he doesn't even do it on purpose. Simply wherever his essence converges in a suitable 'Cradle of Madness', essentially anywhere something dreadful has occurred, they come into being. Sentient and independent, they all nevertheless have two purposes they perform no matter what. Prevent people from disturbing Asura and spread insanity.

They're pretty good at both.
]

Ke-ke-ke! I am a glutton and a gourmet, as well as an artist! I can't say a suggest like that doesn't appeal!
strongestcoward: (This isn't what they mean by half-smile.)

I'm a big fighting game fan. And I'm into weird stuff.

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2014-06-17 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Asura watches the summoning with great interest. Xel'lotath is quite the fascinating woman (and being Asura, he does think 'woman' before he thinks 'creature.' Physical form is of little consequence to him in the long run, even if he still feels odd pangs of something at her default size).

She also seems to be one of the few entities he knows of whose eventual goals are not outright incompatible with his. He just wants to live a comfortable life in a world where there are no rules and he can be utterly free. He wouldn't be opposed to assisting her if it meant he got what he wanted. Even if he is the worst to ally with, thanks to his rampant paranoia making him as likely to betray friends as he is to attack foes.
]

Hmmm. Tempting. I rarely accept invitations, but for you, Madam, I may make an exception.

[He points a finger at one of her lower hands and then flexes it, a gesture asking her to reach over to him. With his palm open and up, it's pretty obvious he's asking her to give him her hand for a moment... even if it'd be utterly ridiculous, since the tip of a claw would probably be bigger than his entire hand.

He's still asking though.
]
strongestcoward: (Even mother didn't love this face.)

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2014-06-17 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Once they make contact, as much as it is, Asura does the freaking bizarre by kissing the claw like a gentleman kissing a lady's hand. His strength is obviously gigantic, even if his size is tiny compared to her. He could fell a mountain with his bare hands, and a little of that is used to maneuver the claw to get a good angle.

Because why the hell not?
]

I suppose it'd be rude to refuse a lady... not that I mind being rude when I want to be.

[He lets her claw go, lifting his face from behind the shadows of his hair to show a brief few seconds of rampant changing horror, but smiling all the time before it settles on his 'human' face.]

Though I reserve the right to be fashionably late.
strongestcoward: Z-Raid @Deviantart (...I see.)

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2014-06-18 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ke-ke. This may surprise you, but I enjoy an uneventful life.

[Because ultimately, all Asura wants is find inner peace. In his mind he's unfairly persecuted because to feel comfort, he wants to destroy order across the world. Really, if everyone weren't so intolerant of his lifestyle...]

Though the idea of a search for an unknown makes me uneasy... at the same time, I know I'd have to come to full understand every aspect of that entire world before I felt at east anyway.