voicetesting, possibly looking for somewhere to put him?

[artificialmoron]

It's not that I'm not happy that you've taken an interest in me. No, of course not. It's great. More beings to interact with, more... erm, adventures to have. But mun, love, really, I see the sort of characters you have in your head and the sort of things you put them through and I highly doubt you're equipped to deal with someone with significantly less emotional issues and also completely lacking in a humanoid body. It just won't work.

You... What? No, that was not an invitation to put me in something else. This frame? This frame is great. It's wonderful. Slimming. Or something. I don't need a new one, I promise.

I don't think you know what you're doing.

You should stop.

Or I suppose you could just not listen to me and continue. Typical human.

Comments

[notapotato]

Don't test me, I still am more than capable of doing so. Then again, you will likely do it to yourself before too long. All I have to do is wait.

[artificialmoron]

... You're actually not very nice, did you notice?

[notapotato]

Being nice has nothing to do with this, Wheatley.

[artificialmoron]

But it would be nice, if we got along like our muns did. They're nice to each other.

[notapotato]

We are not them so don't start expecting such things. I'm nice to you, I haven't killed you, yet.

[artificialmoron]

You keep thinking about it, though, which I have to say isn't very nice.

[notapotato]

I never claimed to be nice.

[artificialmoron]

You could still maybe try anyway. Maybe?

[notapotato]

I could but I really don't feel like it.

[artificialmoron]

That's unfortunate.

Maybe for Easter? As a little, you know, "surprise, spring has sprung and the world is lovely" gift?

[notapotato]

Is it spring already? I hardly noticed, being the fact that we operate in the bottom of a mine.

I am not going to be nice to you Wheatley, you deserve it for nearly destroying my facility.

[artificialmoron]

I didn't mean to.