voicetesting, possibly looking for somewhere to put him?

[artificialmoron]

It's not that I'm not happy that you've taken an interest in me. No, of course not. It's great. More beings to interact with, more... erm, adventures to have. But mun, love, really, I see the sort of characters you have in your head and the sort of things you put them through and I highly doubt you're equipped to deal with someone with significantly less emotional issues and also completely lacking in a humanoid body. It just won't work.

You... What? No, that was not an invitation to put me in something else. This frame? This frame is great. It's wonderful. Slimming. Or something. I don't need a new one, I promise.

I don't think you know what you're doing.

You should stop.

Or I suppose you could just not listen to me and continue. Typical human.

Comments

[rednosedturret]

Human?

[artificialmoron]

... What are you--? No. Really. What are you wearing? You look ridiculous.

[getsciencedone]

Well it sounds like you two will get along wonderfully.

[artificialmoron]

Yes. As a matter of fact, this is my new best friend.

[getsciencedone]

When do you think you'll try and kill this one?

[artificialmoron]

I was actually kind of hoping this one didn't wind up dead, thanks.

[rednosedturret]

Rrrrrrrrediculous.

Ridiculous.

Dicdicdiculous.

[getsciencedone]

With you in her head? I'm sure she'll be crazy in a week, listening to your horrible ideas.

[artificialmoron]

Yes. That's you. Congratulations.

[artificialmoron]

My ideas are not horrible! The execution is just sometimes a little poor, which usually isn't my fault.

At least it isn't always my fault.

[getsciencedone]

Just most of the time.

Face it. You were designed to give me horrible idea's. To make me dumb. The only reason you even exist is because they wanted a moron.

[artificialmoron]

I'm still not a moron, you know. You're dumb on your own, you hardly need help.

[getsciencedone]

Really. And which one of us managed to run the facility without it catching on fire? Oh that's right.

[artificialmoron]

[if he had a fist to shake at you here is where he would be shaking it.]

I was going to apologize for that. But now I don't think I will.

[g00d_d0ggie]

[Here, have a nine-foot-tall walking junkyard.]

Bwoo?

[rednosedturret]

I'm a winner!

[Starts shooting excitedly]

[artificialmoron]

[Cue screaming and trying to get behind something so he doesn't die.]

No! What are you doing? Don't shoot me!

[artificialmoron]

[Oh god why.]

Uh... hello?

[rednosedturret]

[Stops shooting]

Are you still there?

[notapotato]

Congratulations, and here I was thinking you'd be stuck in space for the rest of your miserable life. I suppose being trapped in the mind of a human is just as suitable.

[artificialmoron]

Yes. Now don't shoot me again or that means... you lose.

[Peeking out slowly.]

[artificialmoron]

It's actually a bit better here than in space. Er... no disrespecting to humans of course because this one seems a bit omnipotent when it comes to me and I don't think I should anger her but yes. Space was worse. Actually, Aperture was worse in some ways, too, so although there could be better places, this is an improvement and I really don't know what I'm complaining about, I love it here and want to stay forever because I'm happy and it's very exciting and not scary at all.

[rednosedturret]

I lose?

Loser.

[artificialmoron]

Yes. Sorry, pal, but you're a loser. For shooting me.

[notapotato]

Do you ever stop for a moment to think, or breathe? Even if breathing is redundant for us.