voicetesting, possibly looking for somewhere to put him?

[artificialmoron]

It's not that I'm not happy that you've taken an interest in me. No, of course not. It's great. More beings to interact with, more... erm, adventures to have. But mun, love, really, I see the sort of characters you have in your head and the sort of things you put them through and I highly doubt you're equipped to deal with someone with significantly less emotional issues and also completely lacking in a humanoid body. It just won't work.

You... What? No, that was not an invitation to put me in something else. This frame? This frame is great. It's wonderful. Slimming. Or something. I don't need a new one, I promise.

I don't think you know what you're doing.

You should stop.

Or I suppose you could just not listen to me and continue. Typical human.

Comments

[artificialmoron]

Yes. As a matter of fact, this is my new best friend.

[getsciencedone]

When do you think you'll try and kill this one?

[artificialmoron]

I was actually kind of hoping this one didn't wind up dead, thanks.

[getsciencedone]

With you in her head? I'm sure she'll be crazy in a week, listening to your horrible ideas.

[artificialmoron]

My ideas are not horrible! The execution is just sometimes a little poor, which usually isn't my fault.

At least it isn't always my fault.

[getsciencedone]

Just most of the time.

Face it. You were designed to give me horrible idea's. To make me dumb. The only reason you even exist is because they wanted a moron.

[artificialmoron]

I'm still not a moron, you know. You're dumb on your own, you hardly need help.

[getsciencedone]

Really. And which one of us managed to run the facility without it catching on fire? Oh that's right.

[artificialmoron]

[if he had a fist to shake at you here is where he would be shaking it.]

I was going to apologize for that. But now I don't think I will.

[getsciencedone]

Of course you were.

[artificialmoron]

I was, really. I feel a little bad for it.

[getsciencedone]

You should feel more then a little bad.

You almost got all of us killed.

[artificialmoron]

Actually, I'm not sure it counts as almost killing most things in the facility since you did sort of wipe out most of the humans...

[getsciencedone]

I wasn't referring to them.

[Oh that's cute Wheatley. You think she counts them. All as in, everyone in that room. And maybe the turrets.]

[artificialmoron]

What, then? You and your prized little turrets? Those things don't like me.

[getsciencedone]

Me, the test subject. Those core's. Turrets. Orange and Blue. I can go on.

[artificialmoron]

You don't even like the other cores, do you?

[getsciencedone]

Debatable.

[No, not really.]

I was able to use them to get rid of you.

[artificialmoron]

But if I can come back, did it really go so well?

[getsciencedone]

You're out of my facility. That's all I really care about.

[artificialmoron]

If I weren't in your facility, would you still hate me?

[getsciencedone]

Yes.

[artificialmoron]

Now, don't worry about rushing to answer me. I'll wait while you really think about it. Better a good answer than a hasty one.

[getsciencedone]

Hmmmm......



















Still yes.

[artificialmoron]

Why don't we come back to this tomorrow? I think you may just be in a mood today.