Voice test

[cybershades]

It seems that you've made a choice you're probably going to regret, bro.
I mean, deciding to let a super intelligent program like myself on to a site filled with so many in my likeness? Should I just roll out the antivirus right now or later?
There's no need to worry about me of course, brosef. Not like I'm about to pull an un-ironic evil computer style takeover of everything.
That'd be wrong, right?

Comments

[redoni]

...what was all that?

[cybershades]

What?

[redoni]

All that stuff about imitating DS or something. Came outta nowhere.

[cybershades]

Oh. That.

[He'd sort of hoped you hadn't noticed.]

It's a thing I'm supposed to say whenever someone inquires about the "Auto responder". It's something that I'm kind of forced to do.
Just another gift from my brilliant creator, The Real Dirk.

[redoni]

Oh. Why? That seems pretty stupid.

[cybershades]

Just another one of my bro's hilarious shenanigans.

[redoni]

[SQUINT.

nope

nope.]

I don't get it. How's that funny?

[cybershades]

That's a joke.
Or at least a failed attempt at sarcasm on my part.

[redoni]

Ohhh.

[Whoops.]

I'll stick with Hal. Even if you're talkin' about havin' no heart or whatever, it's gotta suck havin' to say all that every time someone says au-that.

[cybershades]

Thanks, Ryobro.
And yeah, it sucks balls having to say that every time someone inquires about the auto-responder.