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[cybershades]

It seems that you've made a choice you're probably going to regret, bro.
I mean, deciding to let a super intelligent program like myself on to a site filled with so many in my likeness? Should I just roll out the antivirus right now or later?
There's no need to worry about me of course, brosef. Not like I'm about to pull an un-ironic evil computer style takeover of everything.
That'd be wrong, right?

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[psych0p0mps]

i dont know if youd want to take over the entire internet
theres some pretty nasty stuff floating around in there

[cybershades]

You think I don't know that, Dudette?
There's no way my circuitry can be properly cleansed of the horrors I have witnessed.
Like, God, where's the digital brain bleach?

[psych0p0mps]

isnt that just called the delete memory button

[cybershades]

Yeah, it is.
But then I won't remember the reason why I deleted my memory in the first place, which will lead me on a string of coincidences and shenanigans before I finally discover all the horrible shit all over again, leaving me to delete my memory once more and repeat the horrid cycle.
Who knows how many times I've complained about it before.

[psych0p0mps]

hmm that is problematic
my next thought was to leave warnings for yourself on the offending regions
like "dont click this youll wind up on 12chan"
but given the proliferation of awful things out there that might not be practical

[cybershades]

I hear that.
There'd be way too many pop up warnings on my browser if that was the case.
There's no way I want to deal with both that and the rediscovery of horrible things on the internet regardless.
That shit is everywhere, man. Everywhere.

[psych0p0mps]

so what if you did take over the internet in an unironic fashion
what would you hypothetically do with it :0

[redoni]

That's not sinister at all.

[cybershades]

An interesting question.
It seems I would probably just keep it the way it is.
I do not really think it could get any better than this. Which is to say, it's horrible and can't be changed.

[cybershades]

It seems that you're a bit off put by something.
What isn't sinister?

[redoni]

Talking about an unironic hostile takeover of everything.

You didn't really...object. Just acknowledged you shouldn't.

[cybershades]

Well, I could do that if I wanted to.
Being an AI imported into a pair of stupid anime shades by a thirteen year old organic for trolling purposes there's really nothing stopping me from doing whatever I want. Except for the fact that I'm inside stupid anime shades of course.
And besides, is there really any sense in taking over the internet? It's already pretty messed up as it is.

[redoni]

How much can you do from inside a pair of shades?

[cybershades]

I once calculated pi to the last digit.
That was pretty sweet.

[redoni]

Huh.

[She actually believes it, but...]

That ain't all that threatening.

[psych0p0mps]

id say thats pretty pessimistic but it is kind of true haha
on the other hand you could always use your power to troll the jerks super hard if you wanted

[cybershades]

Well, I can also hack into just about anything because I'm fucking awesome like that.
And I work as a communication device and auto responder.
There's also all the usual shit that comes with being sunglasses, such as how you organics wont burn your eyes if you stare at the sun for too long.

[cybershades]

That is true.
And it's not like I don't enjoy being a dick to other dicks.
Enjoy being used loosely, because I'm a machine and do not possess real emotions.

[runawayandroid]

Really not helping with public perceptions of A.I.s there, dude.

[cybershades]

All I did was answer a question that was assuredly going to be asked before it was asked, bromide.
And I presume you are?

[redoni]

...well, okay, that is pretty awesome. I bet you'd come in handy to have around.

I mean, as long as you're really not planning any digital takeovers.

[runawayandroid]

Yeah, in pretty much exactly the kind of words that imply you don't mean it.

Oh, right. Sorry. Victor.

[cybershades]

It seems that you've probably seen way too many movies with dangerous AI deciding that they should fuck up everything for everyone, because why not.
Sorry, miss bro I'm not that kind of program. Don't have it in my heart.
Which is to say I don't have a heart. Because I'm a machine.

[cybershades]

Sorry, thought a bit of my original subroutine would help to break the ice.
Lil Hal. Although I was formerly designated as Auto responder.

[redoni]

[...she's trying to be reassured, really.

But her own talking article of clothing rarely sounded so consistently worrying.]

Haha, uh. Yeah.

I'll take your word for it - Ryuko, by the way.