8) its my birthday

[wwhinin]

happy fuckin wwiggler day
or birthday
or wwhatevver the hell you repulsivve brinesuckers call it
wwhat do you wwant me to do about it

heres a brilliant suggestion
for celebration you should maybe consider gettin off your sorry ass
an sendin me somewwhere
successfully fillin three out a four quadrants in this vverse a yours
just still isnt impressin me much

givve me all a your fuckin attention
cause i rightfully deservve it
an put me in the games
all the games
evvery single one
smut memes are not games
try again
though you can keep postin me in them sure thats fine

but i wwant a game ok
only then wwill i consider you tolerable
i dont appreciate you messin wwith my emotions its a lot of emotions
i feel a lot an you dont seem to understand that
so kind a like
i dont knoww

get your fuckin act together

Comments

2.2

[wwhinin]

oh yes
losin track of your romantic interests

good cod do i knoww that sort a feelin

[tipsygnostalgia]

so you c where im gettig at right
*getting
bein in 2 many places at once and i might start 2 get confised an obvouisy
*obvioussly
i wanna find a bf but i dont wanna come across as some sorta slut u know

ok my mums actualually laughin atme now
*actoaly
*actually
but w/e she doesnt know shit

1.2

[wwhinin]

2.2

[wwhinin]

findin a
uh
bf

that is like a matesprit right
it can be challangin sometimes
especially if you believve that wwhole rubbish that theyre made especially for each other
but wwith me i just deal ww it and go wwith wwhoevver my wwriter humans wwants me to go wwith
its been emotionally taskin so far so i guess she needs to get her act together

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah matspit
*matesprit

at least urs lets u
mine seems more intererested in helping my friends hook up
not caring what i have 2 say in th matter

[wwhinin]

thats uh
horrible
helpin others hook up an not helpin you

havve you thought about maybe threatening to cull your wwriter
it actually doesnt wwork

[tipsygnostalgia]

i know right
she knew i liked dirk and jakey too
but no she goes helps them do the yaois

no bc last tiem i threw a bitchfit she threastend to do horbibile things to me :(
*typo typo

[wwhinin]

wwhen your cycle throwws a bitchfit at you
throww a fuckin bitchfit back at it
thats wwhat i say

lol eridan actually being the one to give advice? now ive seen it all

[tipsygnostalgia]

what if life is just 1 big bitchfit after anoter tho

actually nvm i kn the answer to this one
martini tiem

wwoe is him

[wwhinin]

then fuckin kill somethin
drink a martini an then kill somethin
drink all the martinis an kill somethin
it might be wwise to kill the source a the bitchfittin

_{[ he's not sure what a martini actually is but okay. ]}

[tipsygnostalgia]

drink all the martinis
yes
yes this should hapen

i dont rly want to kill anything tho
well ok 1 person but fortuneatly they r not here
no make that 2 people
or fish aliens

but the point is theres nothing here i realy want to kill
mayb i can just shoot my lasser gun at random shit
*laser